Tokens of affection.

Send in an exploratory team.

The token billionaire.

A taxing situation.

I think I just spotted a deduction.

Spousal privilege applies.

Self-reliance.

Which is worse, the helicopter parent...

Or the parachute parent?

Mr. Know-it-all.

Know thyself, as the Oracle of Delphi said.

Impossible as that seems.

Swatch this.

Is that Brazilian?

Natural or bottle blonde?

Fear itself.

And no Halloween episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

At least none with that title.

Anthro 101.

Just shows you the value of a college education.

He's a Phoenix.