Cousin Pearl Bodine was Max Baer, Jr's mother.

Who looked a lot like Kate on Petticoat Junction.

Which begat Green Acres.

Cleopatra One through Seven.

It never bothered the Ptolemies.

First cousins all right?

Great snakes alive!

Latet anguis in herba.

Don't take it personally.

There's heliocentric and there's egocentric.

And then there's Cynthiacentric.

I'm sure she's thinking about Cynthia all the time.

Desirable side-effects.

Get your Buzz-On today.

There's a run on it.

The Ascent of Man.

An updated version of Jacob Bronowski's work.

And then we get a new version of Civilisation.

Jack LaLanne was here.

Maybe his can tow a boat while he's at it.

Next step is to sit in the water.