Signs of the times.

And don't forget the Thousand Island.

But pour it out of the bottle first.

Oh zay can you zee.

Any AFLAC on me?

DUCK!

Comic Exchange Program.

Everyone has a Price.

There's a mountain in Wales...

Reaching for the stars.

Sometimes the strip likes to inspire and elevate the spirit.

Other times -- not so much.

Formally the ladder.

Or formerly the latter.

Just remember, the same people you step on going up the ladder are same ones you meet on the way down.

The Incredible Shrinking Woman.

If only the floor would open up and swallow her, too.

Chewing on pens is a filthy habit.
Now she wishes she were the Invisible Woman.

Nice buns.

The man dressed like a hot dog has his wiener exposed.