Saturday, October 8, 2011

Tempus fugit.

Time flies when you can't remember last night.

Pope Gregory off the wagon.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Conservation of angular momentum.

It's simple Newtonian physics.

Torque wrenched his back.
It's a closed system, Charlie Brown.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Perfect synergy.

The sum is greater than the parts separately.

Sans-culotte.
Want to see my impression of Gandhi?

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

McNeedsaspecies.

Fluffykins McHasagimmick.

Is Adolf a rabbit or a hare? He cannot be both.

The canny Scot.

Aye, and he'll make a fine stew.

The Scotsman's Big Mac.
For that I'll expect you'll do the butchering. And dressed, the skin will make a sporran.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

The grapes of drats.

Cynthia is a regular maenad of picky eaters.

It's an orgy of complaints. To paraphrase Terminator, "I'll be bacchic."

Cart before the horse.

 There was an accident when a horse-drawn wagon careened down a hill into a tree.

Which came first?

Happy Birthday, Gene.  Get any good presents?