The detour.

Sometimes a premonition is just a premonition.

She's Jung at heart.

Something a-Ms.

We have reached retcon-2.

Stories change backward until boggles the mind.

Taffi pull.

Rose is a rose is a rose.

Taffi is tough. She has brothers too.

The inner drive.

Luckily, he could blame it all on self-drive.

The inattention span.

Shocks not shots.

If you think about it, no cleanup is a plus.

And no vet bills is another positive.

The Dynamic Duo.

The topless towers of Ileum?

That's so jejune.

Sticktoitiveness.

The union's pension plan is really good.

Masochism is a requirement.

Small minded.

The best cure for insecurity to be a bully.

Or find something to put his name on.

Muted response.

Somewhere the ghost of HAL 9000 is smiling.

The Last Laugh.

Departures.

The "Dear Departed" will be sorely missed.

"We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when."

Business plan.

His proposal met with her counterproposal.

He got more than he bargained for, all right.

Pennies from Heaven.

Sometimes you just get a bonus.

File under the heading "Rubbing It In."

Let me count the ways.

One exception being buttering up.

Self-preservation being another.

That does not compute.

The Master/Slave computer organizational model.

Which is the Master and which the Slave?

Complaint Department.

That is what is known as a "trade secret."

Among many "factors," a source inside the company confirmed

In the long run.

Short term, yes, you might need to do that.

Or just forget about it.

The Uncertainty Principle.

It's like a Bob Newhart sketch.

Entirely plausible on both ends.

VTOL.

You should see him at work.

Micromanaging is his executive style.

Morphyism.

Judging by Paul Morphy and Bobby Fischer...

Chesterton might have had a point.

Dreamboat.

And if his other dogs had had buttons,

They could have talked, too.

Lead balloon.

And now we know that Barney is an Animist.

Everything has feelings.

Wassup?

It could be worse. It could have been "J. Barnard."

A Rose is a Rose is a Rose.

Breaking News.

One way of making news.

Headlines however you slice it.

Bill Murray Day.

Thank you Industrial Age for Climate Change.

Snow flurries in Florida.

A new beginning.

A journey of a thousand miles...

You have to start somewhere.