Spreading like wildfire.

Stupidity -- it's catching on.

You know you're an idiot when...you don't know you're an idiot.

A little manure.

Some light, water and fertilizer.

Or perhaps like mushrooms, kept in the dark and covered in manure.

Mashie niblick.

Fore! And five, and six, and seven.

Mini golf, maxi score.

South pole.

Where the sun don't shine.

Southern exposure.

The Wind in the Willows.

Hey, it's in the public domain.

Not so sure about the Pearls characters, though.

You're on candid camera.

It's all about recognizing the opportunity.

Just be yourself, or someone better, as the case may be.

Poached, pinched and peppered.

You have to break a few eggs.

And Dabney is hard-boiled.

Truth is at the bottom of a well.

Some wisdom is at the bottom of the barrel.

Looks something like Hugo Hackenbush.

Driving miss.

In Florida, that is parking.

The convenience store was invented the same way.

Are you a Zuck?

Maybe he''s a schlemiel.

Schmuck is already taken.

U of P.

Flat sheets 101 is a prerequisite.

It involves extra dimensions in hyperspace.

A horse of a different color.

Browned in oil and butter.

It makes the stew stable.

Must have been something he ate.

Anybody else missing a dog?

Hot dogs?

Goth or not Goth.

Once you start, you can't stop.

Next will be tear drops and daggers.

The return of Bazooka Joe.

Oddly, the new look Bazooka Joe is going to return soon.

Gum is his life.

Just call me GORT.

With a name like G.O.R.T it has to be good.

I can't imagine what gave it away.

Resistance is futile.

Annihilate ! shout the Daleks.

Also the war cry of the Borg.

Irascible Bowel Disorder.

Something for everyone.

Right down the middle.

Fuzzy logic.

Seems like a perfectly reasonable question.

Wild mink grows back sooner.

The Devil is in the details.

Daniel Webster would have a devil of a job breaking those contracts.

One-stop shopping.

Jingle jangle.

The earworm is the most effective sales tool.

Make it stop !

Certified by the EPA.

And part of you, too.

A little bit here, a little bit there.

Eb and Flo.

There actually was a comic strip called Eb and Flo.

Or she could have looked it up on this blog.

Eb and Flo by Paul Sellers.

Tokens of affection.

Send in an exploratory team.

The token billionaire.

A taxing situation.

I think I just spotted a deduction.

Spousal privilege applies.

Self-reliance.

Which is worse, the helicopter parent...

Or the parachute parent?

Mr. Know-it-all.

Know thyself, as the Oracle of Delphi said.

Impossible as that seems.

Swatch this.

Is that Brazilian?

Natural or bottle blonde?

Fear itself.

And no Halloween episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

At least none with that title.

Anthro 101.

Just shows you the value of a college education.

He's a Phoenix.