Sunday, January 25, 2026

The name game.

Mr. Crunchy is a distant relation...

Of Captain Crunch.

Saturday, January 24, 2026

Center of the Universe.

True, he does not believe in geocentrism.

He believes in egocentrism.

Friday, January 23, 2026

Thursday, January 22, 2026

Pathfinder and Company.

You can also bet that his 4-wheel drive...

Has a name that might have come from Fenimore Cooper.

Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Tuesday, January 20, 2026

Monday, January 19, 2026

When it counts.

Fingers and toes say the same thing.

It all adds up to a Dad Joke.

Saturday, January 17, 2026

Flushed with success.

Your fortune is where you find it.

Sometimes things don't pan out as you expected.

Heavy weather.


As the news
gets increasingly heavier...

The newspapers get lighter.

Friday, January 16, 2026

Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Top secret.

He cherishes Accountant/Client confidentiality.

The tax code is Sweet Charity's best friend.

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Killjoy was here.

Kids are really dour straits.

Wet blankets could learn from kids.

Monday, January 12, 2026

Sunday, January 11, 2026

Saturday, January 10, 2026

The logical conclusion.

Taking things to their absurdly logical conclusion.

As well as the logically absurd end point.

Friday, January 9, 2026

See no evil.

He is starting with a clean slate.

Catch him if you can.

Thursday, January 8, 2026

Tradeoffs.

Bundle your robot and home insurance.

His sentimental value is greater.

Wednesday, January 7, 2026

Pet peeve.

As they say in the commercials...

It's food food ... just on the floor.

Tuesday, January 6, 2026

Monday, January 5, 2026

Pass/Fail.

Turnabout is fair play.

She can't grade one teacher on a curve.

Sunday, January 4, 2026

That smarts.

Someone got those genii out of a bottle.

The two smartest beings in the universe.

Saturday, January 3, 2026

Friday, January 2, 2026

Forget it.

She is depressed and forgetful, but..

Mostly depressed at being forgetful.