Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
Mr. Crunchy is a distant relation...
Of Captain Crunch.
True, he does not believe in geocentrism.
He believes in egocentrism.
In another life of which they know nothing.
He and James Garner and Paul Newman.
You can also bet that his 4-wheel drive...
Has a name that might have come from Fenimore Cooper.
Camphor grows on trees.
Old Man Smell: Musty or Old Spice?
Li'l Abner's comic strip hero.
Shot full, two-dimensional Dick Tracy.
AI can be the source of both...
Problems and problem scapegoating.
Fingers and toes say the same thing.
It all adds up to a Dad Joke.
Your fortune is where you find it.
Sometimes things don't pan out as you expected.
As the news gets increasingly heavier...
The newspapers get lighter.
And that is an extra, added bonus, too.
Redundancy is fun.
He cherishes Accountant/Client confidentiality.
The tax code is Sweet Charity's best friend.
Kids are really dour straits.
Wet blankets could learn from kids.
In event of leak, break ranks.
Insurer of last resort.
It is a match made in a mug.
Hops to it.
Taking things to their absurdly logical conclusion.
As well as the logically absurd end point.
He is starting with a clean slate.
Catch him if you can.
Bundle your robot and home insurance.
His sentimental value is greater.
As they say in the commercials...
It's food food ... just on the floor.
Some regulators have no sense of humor.
Following the law can be such a bore.
Turnabout is fair play.
She can't grade one teacher on a curve.
Someone got those genii out of a bottle.
The two smartest beings in the universe.
For that to be true, Barney knew what Clyde had resolved...
Before he ever asked him.
She is depressed and forgetful, but..
Mostly depressed at being forgetful.
If you add a little hydrogen sulfide...
You are all set.
Wit's End, Alexander Woollcott's apartment, so dubbed by Dorothy Parker.
Also known as, Ocowoica, meaning The-Little-Apartment -on-the-East-River-That- It-Is-Difficult-to-Find-a-Taxi-cab-Near.