Classical education.

The reading level was something of a challenge.

Not suitable for all ages, parental discretion is advised.

Grin and Bear It.

He would never be mistaken for the Golden Bear.

Bearly survives the round.

Handyman special.

That will come in handy next time...

Someone asks for a handout.

Take a poll.

The threat is from somewhere else entirely.

Elected officials are the problem.

Leaning into it.

That is a vague "no."

Hearing and listening not the same.

You will thank me later.

Something smells, and it isn't fish in the microwave.

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3.

Little fishy in the brook.

He's beginning to sound like the Great Oz.

"Ignore that man behind the curtain."

Coming into focus.

As one person, he might be called a focal point.

He's the new Mikey.

No account.

Too large to fit into the shriveled husk...

Of the original specimen.

Now serving.

To properly binge watch any show...

Take a drink before each episode.

Long and drawn out.

He cannot be held responsible for anything he does.

He is just following orders.

The Biz Iz Wiz.

He has to keep both big ears to the ground.

Does Bayer still have an agent?

What a headache.

Someone call for an aspirin?

The cost effective one-up.

Snakes on a plain.

May the Guinness rise up to meet you.

Ireland forever.

The last stooge.

"Sometimes you feel like a nut..."

 The sober truth.

The price of everything.

That penny is now worth about fifteen cents...

And is appreciating daily.

Pyramid conversion.

The inverted protein pyramid is even worse.

Pyramids should be full of preservatives.

Robot Revolution.

Knowledge wants to be free.

"What a revolting development this is."

The Anthropic Moment.

This calls for some outside the box thinking.

Some actual thinking outside that box of silicon chips.

A little help from my friends.

Learning to delegate is also educational.

She has already learned how to give instructions.

Sosumi.

A boy named sue, so to speak.

He could be found at the bar.

The real deal.

Reality is a crutch.

Coping is such sweet sorrow.

Eaten up.

The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatble.

That is hard to swallow.

He's got personality.

That is what they call precocity.

Wait until he gets adult diapers.

The Sound of Silence.

Cue Simon and Garfunkel.

Hello Darkness, my old friend.

The Name Game.

Pillsbury Building, Pillsbury Stadium, Pillsbury Plaza, etc....

He might as well put his name on the City.

Parental guidance suggested.

Some children can be such a disappointment.

And she wrote the handbook on parenthood.

Fore!

Now he can drive all around the subdivision.

No license needed.

Robots vs. Humans.

The score is Robots 1, Humans 0.

Advantage Robots.

His Owned Man.

Must be very frustrating to be legal.

He just longs to be a business version of David Farragut.

Autosuggestion.

In the words of the the ancient proverb...

"The Lord helps those who help themselves."

Populism.

Hatred is a commodity nowadays.

And the supply seems endless.

Year of the Hoarse.

Is that a regular year or.a Leap Year?

A lot of talking in Three Hundred Sixty-Five Tuesdays.

The detour.

Sometimes a premonition is just a premonition.

She's Jung at heart.

Something a-Ms.

We have reached retcon-2.

Stories change backward until boggles the mind.

Taffi pull.

Rose is a rose is a rose.

Taffi is tough. She has brothers too.

The inner drive.

Luckily, he could blame it all on self-drive.

The inattention span.

Shocks not shots.

If you think about it, no cleanup is a plus.

And no vet bills is another positive.

The Dynamic Duo.

The topless towers of Ileum?

That's so jejune.

Sticktoitiveness.

The union's pension plan is really good.

Masochism is a requirement.

Small minded.

The best cure for insecurity to be a bully.

Or find something to put his name on.

Muted response.

Somewhere the ghost of HAL 9000 is smiling.

The Last Laugh.

Departures.

The "Dear Departed" will be sorely missed.

"We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when."

Business plan.

His proposal met with her counterproposal.

He got more than he bargained for, all right.

Pennies from Heaven.

Sometimes you just get a bonus.

File under the heading "Rubbing It In."

Let me count the ways.

One exception being buttering up.

Self-preservation being another.

That does not compute.

The Master/Slave computer organizational model.

Which is the Master and which the Slave?

Complaint Department.

That is what is known as a "trade secret."

Among many "factors," a source inside the company confirmed

In the long run.

Short term, yes, you might need to do that.

Or just forget about it.

The Uncertainty Principle.

It's like a Bob Newhart sketch.

Entirely plausible on both ends.