Tuesday, September 30, 2025

Monday, September 29, 2025

Sunday, September 28, 2025

Saturday, September 27, 2025

Keep up the pace.

He was almost going to say,

"The pace car of America."

Friday, September 26, 2025

Workaday world.

Working is so much more rewarding.

Family are why he needs to work.

Thursday, September 25, 2025

Fenced out.

 On the other hand, it isn't every dog

Who can quote Shakespeare's Hamlet.

Wednesday, September 24, 2025

Ouroboros.

 There is a crack in infinity.

The do loop without an exit.

Tuesday, September 23, 2025

So let it be written.

 The Fates and Norns are weavers, not word smiths.

Carnac the Magnificent has nothing on him.

Monday, September 22, 2025

Cross of gold.

 Or at the very least,  gold plated.

 Believe it or not.

Sunday, September 21, 2025

Trade school.

 He might have failed Shop...

But he aced Home Ec.

Saturday, September 20, 2025

Polarization.

For as many people who like like..

There is an equal number who hate hate it.

Friday, September 19, 2025

Off the hook.

 It is either something in his eye,

Or an allusion to a Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode.

Thursday, September 18, 2025

Slimed.

And it isn't even a Ghostbusters movie.

It takes forever to get down.

Wednesday, September 17, 2025

What's your poison?

 We already established that Root Beer was poisonous.

Served in a dirty glass, as Bob Hope said  in Road to Utopia.

Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Compulsion.

There are all sorts of compulsions. Lucretia's is mild.

Leopold and Loeb had the worst.

Monday, September 15, 2025

Sunday, September 14, 2025

Beware the Jabberwock.

 'Twas truly brillig and slithey.

The mome raths outgrabe.

Saturday, September 13, 2025

The iconoclast.

 He boldly defies all expectations.

Getting more than he bargained for.

Friday, September 12, 2025

Amicus brief.

She has yet to discover the joys of exploitation.

The value of networking outpaces friendships.

Thursday, September 11, 2025

Busy little bee.

 Lucretia is a woman of leisure.

And she's very good at it.

Wednesday, September 10, 2025

On no account.

 He is accountable to no one.

Much like his employer.

Tuesday, September 9, 2025

The protection racket.

 A piece of the action.

A little bit of everything.

Monday, September 8, 2025

Days are numbered.

 Their number is up.

Roman numerals make a comeback.

Sunday, September 7, 2025

Easy-peasy.

 Technically, it was done by a lab technician.

Heaven-by-proxy in that case.

Saturday, September 6, 2025

Hypochondriac's Guide.

 Someone could write a book on the subject.

It is all in his head.

Friday, September 5, 2025

What does it prophet?

 Putting profits before prophet.

Better to buy a weather vane than be one.

Thursday, September 4, 2025

Repartee partay.

 Try it while three sheets to the wind.

Sober, it just rolls off the tongue.

Wednesday, September 3, 2025

All fees waived.

 They do bill themselves as a "No Kill" shelter.

But the animals cannot read.

Tuesday, September 2, 2025

Talk it out.

 He finds himself to be the best...

Conversationalist he has ever met.

Monday, September 1, 2025