Laborious.

 That is a very labored explanation.

Or as they say, he's been made redundant.

What are the odds?

 As generalizations go, that one went.

He had only the best intentions.

Fear itself.

 Judging by that list, the feeling is mutual.

Must be something in the water.

The walls came tumbling down.

 Joshua could not have done it more efficiently.

All fall down.

Automaton.

Technically, he is a water-based robot.

A very convincing Audio-animatronic.

Tipping the scales.

 He puts the pro in professional.

Something for nothing for something.

Battle of the Giants.

 It appears that Adolf thought of everything.

Everybody sues everybody else.

The Other Guys.

 It all depends on whose ox is doing the goring.

Can't get blood from a stone, except when used as a bludgeon.

For the sake of argument.

 Suppositions, inferences, and innuendos

They are all lining his pockets.

You can't have it all.

 Having both a career and a family...

Is not for everyone.

What's in a name?

 With a name like Schicklgruber...

You can never be too cautious.

Incognito.

 There is no disguising the facts.

Hide in plain sight.

Stress test.

Just organizing survival can take a lot out of him.

Staying one jump ahead of eviction is hard, too.

No Exit.

 It is worse than a play by Sarte.

Doomed to wander the halls forever.

Free Agency.

 Always check the fine print with a microscope.

No free agency allowed.

Free for all.

Wisdom wants to be free.

 But education is costly.

Two-way street.

 As is often the case...

It's all in how you look at it.

The Big Top.

 And it will be complete with a calliope.

Spinning a yarn is not scientific.

What now?

 He successfully outwitted the Universe.

He is playing poker in a chess game.

Man, Oh Man.

Well, maybe the same Genus, anyway.

Humans, can't live with them, can't live without them.

And they say that opposites attract.

 Men think of Rome at least once a day.

It is a marriage made in Hollywood.

Saddest words.

Not Maud Miller's "It might have been."

 But, "No redeeming value whatsoever."

Follow the breadcrumbs.

 Someone is going to go to jail for that.

What are they trying to hide?

Feeling plucky.

 He might yet see the feathers fly.

Yet another sequel: Dino trouble in The Park.

Going, Going, Green.

 Better Green that the other options...

Fossil and Nuclear.

Insder out.

Out of body, outta sight !

There's never a mallet around when you need one.

NDE.

 How many fingers is he holding up?

He has a prescription for that.

Chill out.

 It is usually the women who...

Complain about the air conditioning.

Going my way?

 Always look both ways before crossing over.

Or you might end up looking up and down.

Take a stab at it.

 "We do the impossible every day."

What some people will do for fleeting approval.

Save the rabbits.

 Luckily, he sells those tests, too.

Cycle tracking. False alarm.