Take your best shot.

 If you give him a free shot...

Everybody will want one.

IP Theft.

 He had heard that Intellectual Property was valuable.

But not the convenience store paperback kind.

Putting out the Welcome Mat.

 Just stating the obvious, sir.

Or you could take it as encouragement to quit.

Comeuppance time.

 He ain't just whistling Yankee Doodle.

He might be on to something.

More is less.

 The Paradox of Choice.

Consumerism run wild.

Thanks to Barry Schwartz for coming up with that.

The Spin Cycle.

Reinterpretation is akin to that overused...

Concept of "alternate facts."

Word on the Street.

 Street Scientist looks vaguely familiar,

Much like his answer.

Southern Discomfort.

 The air conditioning went out.

And then he got sunburned beside the pool.

The yesman's burden.

 Keep up the enthusiasm. 

Keep it fresh.

Self-sacrifice.

 A prime example of selflessness personified.

A true public service.

Also Sprach Zarathustra.

 Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

Richard Strauss would work, too.

It's a gas.

Age has its privileges or excuses...

As the case may be.

 

 

Mashup.

It is the annual Mixer.

Where you mix and match.

Grave New World.

She distinctly remembers that it was agreed...

There would be no fact-checking of test answers.

Neville Chamberlain, for example.

 Jack Benny and Mel Brooks had it right in...

"To Be or Not To Be"

The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table.

 Move over, Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

But she commented, anyway.

A shining example.

 No one would ever deviate from that rectitude.

Just kidding.

Requiem for Methuselah.

That's the plot device of one episode of Star Trek...

And of the movie Highlander.

The unbearable lightness of being.

 It was never told, "Don't go into the light."

That's what happens if you never saw "Poltergeist."

Dumm and Dummer.

 Auto spell check is not helping.

AI will complete the job.

Put a sock in it.

 She is more of the aggravator...

Than the agitator.

Bug out.

 In his next incarnation he will be a mantis.

Praying and preying.

Attention deficit.

 He heard every word. more or less.

Less before "affair" and more after.

Oh, the irony.

But the truth is nothing.

One guess where the AI learned that.

Crowd sourced.

Best far from the madding crowd.

You hope that it's every four years.

D-Day plus sized.

 It's easy once you have learned the Gregorian calendar.

The D stands for Day.

Ruff going.

 He usually takes the command to "Speak" literally.

But this is his second language.

Survey says.

 That will definitely skew the results.

Some polls are more scientific than others.

Body of work.

 Gin a body meet a body comon thro the rye.

Nobody knows the trouble I seen.

The vanishing point.

 It is all in how you look at it.

He wants to thank all the little people.