Don't look now.

 You have to be able to read all the signs.

The end is so near, it's attached.

Busy work.

 Proof, if ever any were needed, that...

Idle hands are the Devil's workshop.

Charles "Squirrel" Bronson

 They were paid to make it look like an accident.

Or were fans of the original movie.

If you could read my mind.

 That is what they call Metal Telepathy.

EEG K-9 style.

Greed is good.

 You have the right to the last dollar.

According to the best justices money can buy,

Road hazard.

 The snowflakes are getting restless.

Living dangerously.

Crossing the cyborg barrier.

You get much less for six million dollars these days.

Part woman, part machine, she appeals to both men and robots.

Chickens home to roost.

 As Bobby Burns wrote once upon a time...

"The best laid plans of mice and men..."

Can't walk and chew gum.

 At least he doesn't trust his gut.

That seems always to lead to trouble.

Six of one.

 Looking for a cure for aphorisms.

They've barely scratched the surface.

Deadpan humor.

 She said with a straight face.

Clearly, he never saw Joan Rivers.

All around the mulberry bush.

That's what he gets for being so blunt.

 Next time, try to be a little more circumspect.

The Groenig shorts.

 Matt needed a name in a hurry....

For the Tracey Ullman Show.

Actually, it means Son of SIms, the computer game.

Piling on.

 It is just one thing after another.

Reality, that is.

Young rebel.

 You cannot be a rebel without something...

Against which you can rebel.

Blow a fuse.

 Have you tried jiggling the light bulb?

What's the big idea, Doc?

Eat your heart out John Cameron Swayze.

Soon to be surpassed by the quartz crystal....

Seiko Digital Chronograph LCD.

Evade, avoid, and question.

 "We will have to wait and see what the courts say."

"That's not in my lane."

A meeting of minds.

 Technically is all they need to stay legal.

"We" is such an amorphous concept.

Look Ma, I'm top of the world.

 If he keeps that up, he could be President one day.

It's the rest of the world that's deluded.

Amateur Hour.

 Ruining government is best left to the professionals.

Chainsaws are for lumberjack sculptors.

Indeible or washable, you decide.

 She might just see only an inkblot.

But that's why she is the analyst.

Revenge of the Cookie Monster.

 Whatever you do, do not dunk the computer.

Not safe for paranoiacs.

Corpus callosum.

 His right brain doesn't know...

 What his left brain is doing.

The world upside down.

 That might be the only way that it sounds plausible.

Other than a tax write-off.

Observational humor.

 It is open to interpretation.

You cannot argue with that.

A case of infringement.

 It is a clear instance of competitive snark.

She should sue.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

 He might be one of the Schlemiels.

It can only be better.

Money makes the world go around.

 Loan sharks come in all sorts of guises.

And they too had no CFPB.

On Divination.

 Don't forget to tip the waiter.

That's an offal prediction.

"Dress" code.

 More of a "skirt" code, but no need to be nitpicky.

Some people might enjoy that.