Saturday, May 31, 2025

Don't look now.

 You have to be able to read all the signs.

The end is so near, it's attached.

Friday, May 30, 2025

Busy work.

 Proof, if ever any were needed, that...

Idle hands are the Devil's workshop.

Thursday, May 29, 2025

Wednesday, May 28, 2025

Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Greed is good.

 You have the right to the last dollar.

According to the best justices money can buy,

Monday, May 26, 2025

Sunday, May 25, 2025

Crossing the cyborg barrier.

You get much less for six million dollars these days.

Part woman, part machine, she appeals to both men and robots.

Saturday, May 24, 2025

Chickens home to roost.

 As Bobby Burns wrote once upon a time...

"The best laid plans of mice and men..."

Friday, May 23, 2025

Thursday, May 22, 2025

Six of one.

 Looking for a cure for aphorisms.

They've barely scratched the surface.

Wednesday, May 21, 2025

Deadpan humor.

 She said with a straight face.

Clearly, he never saw Joan Rivers.

Tuesday, May 20, 2025

All around the mulberry bush.

That's what he gets for being so blunt.

 Next time, try to be a little more circumspect.

Monday, May 19, 2025

The Groenig shorts.

 Matt needed a name in a hurry....

For the Tracey Ullman Show.

Actually, it means Son of SIms, the computer game.

Sunday, May 18, 2025

Piling on.

 It is just one thing after another.

Reality, that is.

Saturday, May 17, 2025

Young rebel.

 You cannot be a rebel without something...

Against which you can rebel.

Friday, May 16, 2025

Blow a fuse.

 Have you tried jiggling the light bulb?

What's the big idea, Doc?

Tuesday, May 13, 2025

Monday, May 12, 2025

Sunday, May 11, 2025

Saturday, May 10, 2025

Friday, May 9, 2025

Thursday, May 8, 2025

Corpus callosum.

 His right brain doesn't know...

 What his left brain is doing.

Wednesday, May 7, 2025

The world upside down.

 That might be the only way that it sounds plausible.

Other than a tax write-off.

Tuesday, May 6, 2025

Sunday, May 4, 2025

Saturday, May 3, 2025

Friday, May 2, 2025

Thursday, May 1, 2025

"Dress" code.

 More of a "skirt" code, but no need to be nitpicky.

Some people might enjoy that.