Smelt is not only a fish.

 She is a veritable Dr. Samuel Johnson.

And he is her Boswell.

One point perspective.

 You cannot ask without the most important phrase...

"Do not get caught."

DOGEing it.

 There is fraud and waste, and then...

There is the right kind of fraud and waste.

Springtime for Shicklgruber.

 She hangs wallpaper when she isn't otherwise occupied.

Father Herr Hare Baron.

Gold plate.

 Jack the Cat could eat no fat. His wife could eat no lean.

Between the two of them, they licked the platter clean.

Self-regulation.

 Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

It goes into his permanent file.

A Grill's Best Friend.

 What's a little cannibalism between friends?

A moveable feast. Move inside.

In memoriam

 The invitation did say "Immediate Family Only."

A well-urned eulogy.

Certified Financial Planner.

 He contributed greatly to medical research.

And don't forget his IRA.

No, no regrets.

 She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.

He was a strict vegan.

Somebody needs a hug.

 Poor Adolf, all that work delivering eggs...

It was bound to catch up with him.

Billionaire people, they are the worst.

 Or as Marvin the Robot might have said...

"People ! Don't talk to me about people."

Nightmare at Sea Level.

 Was it William Shatner or a Gremlin?

Never watch "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" while flying.

Seasonal Affective Disorder.

 Perhaps something happened in January...

That has caused widespread insomnia.

Truly alarming.

 If it is work-related...

She is sleeping on the job.

Diagnostic program.

 If Pillsbury is paying for her services,

She must work very cheaply.

Crossing the deadline.

 If what he says is true...

Then you have probably been fired.

One little mistake.

Collectively, the People sometimes can ...

Get it very wrong.

Nothing is free.

 Corporate accountants charge by the hour.

It takes money to not pay taxes.

Bottoms up.

Good thing that they have a chauffeur.

That will put hair on her chest.

Sarcasm on the side.

 Condescension is priceless on the menu.

Improv at the restaurant.

Godfather Four.

 They might wake up one morning...

With a polar bear's head in their bed.

Art for Artist's sake.

 "The cobbler should stick to his last."

Apelles, the James A.M. Whistler of Ancient Greece.

The forest for the trees.

 Poplar was so popular with Thomas Jefferson,

That he built a home in Poplar Forest.

Long-lost.

 Never had and glad of it.

He can still be disowned.

Trustee.

 He forgot to mention that it is an unbreakable trust.

But, then, he might be putting him on.

Trick question.

 Snap quizzes are often the most unsettling.

This one is a no-brainer.

Continuing resolution.

 His CD is about to roll over and die.

Past its expiration date.

The D-Word.

 It could have been worse.

It could have included.

The ties that bind.

 Large and gaining new members every day.

First and last name the same.