Doing good to do well.

 You have to do something with those expiring vaccines.

His heart is in the right place, his 1040.

Pennies from Denver.

 Three point seven cents for your thoughts.

In case of financial emergency, melt.

Testing, testing, 1,2,3.

There's no business like charter school business.

Think outside the little filled-in boxes.

All's swell.

 The chaos is suercalifragilisticecpialidocious.

You can't call anyone for a dime anymore.

He who dealt it.

 Obviously, not closely enough held.

Cannot be contained.

Can you hear me now?

 Sometimes you just cannot catch a break.

He regrets that has but one life to give.

New customs.

The proud history of illegal immigration.

Better than nothing. And How.

Five Pinocchios.

 It is as plain as the nose on his face.

And his pants are on fire, too.

Timing is everything.

 The tried and true method to make problems...

Go away, throw money at them.

It's catching.

 Or maybe get serious about bird flu.

Subtle hints seldom work.

Mixed motives.

 Doing good is the best revenge.

Like any new behavior, practice makes perfect.

Less said the better.

 Better to be silent and thought a fool...

Than to speak and prove it.

Playing it straight.

 Being straight man is difficult for a dog...

And doubly so for a robot dog.

Let that be a lesson.

 Vaccine denial, nothing new under the sun.

Some people never learn.

Double trouble.

May require additional medications...

To treat side effects.

Same old same old.

Try looking at it from Katy's point of view.

The more things change...

No pressure there.

 The routine becomes automatic...

And then it becomes false memory.

The ICE Man cometh.

 He's been known to put people on ice.

Complex and exciting. In the words of Thoreau, "Simplify."

Heads will roll.

 It was the worst of times, to be sure.

Some palms are greasier  than others.

Withdrawn.

He really is endangered.

Keeps his head down and in.

Super Money Sunday.

 Just call him the Eight Million-Dollar Man.

Which is what a 30 second commercial spot costs.

Ruff going.

All bark and no bite.

He;s connected directly to Babbel.

HIPAA, HIPAA, hooray.

 At her hourly rates, for a fifty minute hour...

She doesn't have to sell your data.

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

 In the immortal words of Walt Kelly's Pogo...

"We have met the enemy and it is us."

In Memoriam, Jules Feiffer.

 January 26, 1929 -- January 17, 2025.

He was no Fred Astaire, but a man of many media.

DIY Fed.

 So simple, anyone can do it.

No experience required.

Cui bono?

 As everyone knows, charity begins at home.

And he's cheaper than most.

Don't have a kow, man.

 Then why is his nose so brown?