Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
The broad daylight is when you least suspect him.
And it goes without saying. best time to attempt something.
"Find my" takes all the mystery out of ...
"Where are you going?"
You should never outgrow old friends.
Just put them in storage.
'Round and 'round he goes...
Where he stops, nobody knows.
All happy families are happy in the same way.
All unhappy families make divorce lawyers happy.
He left the tagging on his Christmas gift.
The Un-Banksy.
Sometimes it just pays to go with the flow.
Even Santa needs a break.
It is very definitely a generational thing.
You either get it or you do not get it.
Something found in the grave of Agamemnon, perhaps.
She has the negotiating style of Vladimir Putin.
Or Don Vito Corleone.
He knows all about taking the rap.
Wrapped up in himself.
Dropping a hint. Dropping it twice.
A simple card will do.
Why ask why? Why not ask why not?
Life is just one big reality show now. Always on.
If they just happen to find a Nobel...
They know who gets to keep it.
It all depends on which side of the bar...
You happen to stand.
What you don't know won't hurt.
You can't handle the truth.
Sometimes you can't see the forest for the trees.
So easy to forget.
Dowson and Omar Khayamm conjoined.
"A loaf of bread, a jug of wine."
That should light a fire under them.
One interpretation for legal cover.
Testing. Testing. One. Two and Three.
All correct and accounted for.
Or alternatively, they could keep digging...
Until they reach China.
Too much of a good thing,
Compensating for too little of everything else.
It will also be Cloudy...
With a Chance of Meathead.
It was the Battle of Port Arthur all over again.
History repeated, to be sure.
He might prefer St. Francis Borgia...
Being married to Lucretia.
She does have standards, Mac.
If it ever got around...she would never live it down.
Not to mention that Charles and family...
Live in the apartment above the garage.
She was really about to say Sam Jaffee...
Thinking of the Cary Grant movie.
Call it his key man insurance policy.
And he doesn't know the door combination.
Thirty minutes will clear that right up.
Just you wait and see.
Memory and menace in equal proportions.
He was no Edward Albee.
Everyone is making a sacrifice of some kind.
What does it profit a man?
Like an out of body experience,
But an out of his mind experience.
It might be a Dutch Masters advertisement.
Or a sudden outbreak of Puritanism.
The real home school teaches life skills.
Buying and selling your time.
She learned at an early age...
Not to tax her strength.
The unspeakable in denial of the undeniable.
It is impossible to explain, in fact.
There's something to savor everywhere.
Frog's legs from fatted frogs.
The basic retirement plan equipment.
Whistling past the graveyard.
His name is really Mud, one "d."
Soon to be in Witness Protection.
Two would be a major upgrade for the time.
Indoor plumbing and all, chamber pot included.
Every day is the same as the one before it.
And yet it is never the same day.
As Faulkner once said, it isn't even past.
Short memories but long resentments.
A distinct case of shared passions.
What we can learn from wildlife.
When she discovers her point...
You will be the first she informs.
After all the effort, she must be starving.
She should put that much effort into school work.
Susan is her middle name.
Her first name is Lazee.
As far as he is concerned...
The world will end when he does.
He wins because he loses that contest.
Apples meet Oranges, Oranges meet Apples.
There is hope for those seeking asylum.
Tranquilizer darts to the rescue.