Wednesday, April 2, 2025

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Monday, March 31, 2025

Sunday, March 30, 2025

Saturday, March 29, 2025

Freeloaders.

 If you are going to steal...

Steal from only the best.

Friday, March 28, 2025

Fore !

 It helps to have a former soccer player as caddie.

Finding the right scorekeeper  is essential.

Thursday, March 27, 2025

Breaking News.

 Before there was a Gulf of Mexico...

Before there were Vikings in Vinland.

Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Failing upward.

 Fear of failure is called Success.

He learned it the hard way.

Monday, March 24, 2025

Sunday, March 23, 2025

Saturday, March 22, 2025

Breaking news.

 Give that man an Olympic medal for Breaking.

More Gene Kelly than Fred Astaire.

Friday, March 21, 2025

Thursday, March 20, 2025

Going viral.

 Billionaires are his best customers...

Worst patients but best customers.

Wednesday, March 19, 2025

A glowing report.

 Where ignorance is bliss...and sometimes fatal.

Knowing what you are doing only slows things.

Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Risky business.

 The words "at cost" are as if from a foreign language.

He could be kicked out of the war profiteers club for that.

Monday, March 17, 2025

Sunday, March 16, 2025

Snakes and ladders.

 If that were true, there would not be...

A python hunt in Florida.

Saturday, March 15, 2025

Silence is golden.

 It was not what he did not say that hurt...

But rather how he did not say it.

Friday, March 14, 2025

Role reversal.

 At least he won't be chasing cars.

He can't run that fast.

Thursday, March 13, 2025

Roll over.

 It will be a shock collar, of course.

That rules out getting a nose ring, then.

Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Too late smart.

 You should have asked before the fact not after.

Getting there is far from boring, however.

Tuesday, March 11, 2025

I, Robot.

 Robots don't have fingers, but Droids do.

Using a human proxy is devious.


Monday, March 10, 2025

Sense and Sensoribility.

 Leniency is too often mistaken for weakness...

By the lower classes.

Sunday, March 9, 2025

Saturday, March 8, 2025

Time and Again.

 "I'm late, I'm late for a very important date."




Friday, March 7, 2025

Thursday, March 6, 2025

Coming attractions.

 It will all work out in the end.

Or he can bring it up right away.

Wednesday, March 5, 2025

Monday, March 3, 2025

The right man for the job.

 He has all the necessary qualifications.

First name that came to mind.

Sunday, March 2, 2025

You put your right foot in.

 Makes as much sense...

As anything RFK, Jr. says.



Saturday, March 1, 2025

Psst, pass it on.

 Any excuse will do.

No regulation.

Friday, February 28, 2025

Doing good to do well.

 You have to do something with those expiring vaccines.

His heart is in the right place, his 1040.

Thursday, February 27, 2025

Wednesday, February 26, 2025

Testing, testing, 1,2,3.

There's no business like charter school business.

Think outside the little filled-in boxes.

Tuesday, February 25, 2025

Monday, February 24, 2025

Sunday, February 23, 2025

Can you hear me now?

 Sometimes you just cannot catch a break.

He regrets that has but one life to give.

Saturday, February 22, 2025

Friday, February 21, 2025

Thursday, February 20, 2025

Timing is everything.

 The tried and true method to make problems...

Go away, throw money at them.

Wednesday, February 19, 2025

It's catching.

 Or maybe get serious about bird flu.

Subtle hints seldom work.

Tuesday, February 18, 2025

Monday, February 17, 2025

Sunday, February 16, 2025

Playing it straight.

 Being straight man is difficult for a dog...

And doubly so for a robot dog.

Saturday, February 15, 2025

Friday, February 14, 2025

Double trouble.

May require additional medications...

To treat side effects.

Thursday, February 13, 2025

Wednesday, February 12, 2025

No pressure there.

 The routine becomes automatic...

And then it becomes false memory.