Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Broad way.

The broad daylight is when you least suspect him.

And it goes without saying. best time to attempt something.

Sunday, December 28, 2025

Saturday, December 27, 2025

Never too old.

You should never outgrow old friends.

Just put them in storage.

Friday, December 26, 2025

Carousel or roulette?

'Round and 'round he goes...

Where he stops, nobody knows.

Thursday, December 25, 2025

Wednesday, December 24, 2025

Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Monday, December 22, 2025

The inexplicable.

It is very definitely a generational thing.

You either get it or you do not get it.

Sunday, December 21, 2025

Saturday, December 20, 2025

Friday, December 19, 2025

Rap sheet.

He knows all about taking the rap.

Wrapped up in himself.

Listed.

Dropping a hint. Dropping it twice.

A simple card will do.

Wednesday, December 17, 2025

The eternal question.

Why ask why? Why not ask why not?

Life is just one big reality show now. Always on.

Tuesday, December 16, 2025

Iggy-Nobel.

If they just happen to find a Nobel...

They know who gets to keep it.

Sunday, December 14, 2025

A little knowledge.

What you don't know won't hurt.

You can't handle the truth.

Saturday, December 13, 2025

Friday, December 12, 2025

Thursday, December 11, 2025

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Tuesday, December 9, 2025

Monday, December 8, 2025

Much of a muchness.

Too much of a good thing,

Compensating for too little of everything else.

Sunday, December 7, 2025

Weather or not.

It will also be Cloudy...

With a Chance of Meathead.

Saturday, December 6, 2025

Battleship.

It was the Battle of Port Arthur all over again.

History repeated, to be sure.

Friday, December 5, 2025

Frankly speaking.

He might prefer St. Francis Borgia...

Being married to Lucretia.

Thursday, December 4, 2025

A pecuiar sort of a gal.

She does have standards, Mac.

If it ever got around...she would never live it down.

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Water Boy.

She was really about to say Sam Jaffee...

Thinking of the Cary Grant movie.

Monday, December 1, 2025

The Key Man.

Call it his key man insurance policy.

And he doesn't know the door combination.

Sunday, November 30, 2025

Saturday, November 29, 2025

Friday, November 28, 2025

Sacrificial.

Everyone is making a sacrifice of some kind.

What does it profit a man?

Thursday, November 27, 2025

Wednesday, November 26, 2025

Thanksgiving 2025.

It might be a Dutch Masters advertisement.

Or a sudden outbreak of Puritanism.

Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Home-schooled.

The real home school teaches life skills.

Buying and selling your time.

Monday, November 24, 2025

Have Pull.

She learned at an early age...

Not to tax her strength.

Sunday, November 23, 2025

Unbelievable.

The unspeakable in denial of the undeniable.

It is impossible to explain, in fact.

Saturday, November 22, 2025

Snack time.

There's something to savor everywhere.

Frog's legs from fatted frogs.

Friday, November 21, 2025

Running with the Bull.

The basic retirement plan equipment.

Whistling past the graveyard.

Thursday, November 20, 2025

Wednesday, November 19, 2025

House of ill repute.

Two would be a major upgrade for the time.

Indoor plumbing and all, chamber pot included.

Tuesday, November 18, 2025

Day by day.

Every day is the same as the one before it.

And yet it is never the same day.

Monday, November 17, 2025

The past isn't dead.

As Faulkner once said, it isn't even past.

Short memories but long resentments.

Sunday, November 16, 2025

Saturday, November 15, 2025

Calendrier révolutionnaire.

When she discovers her point...

You will be the first she informs.

Friday, November 14, 2025

On the menu.

After all the effort, she must be starving.

She should put that much effort into school work.

Thursday, November 13, 2025

Sweet Sue, That's U.

Susan is her middle name.

Her first name is Lazee.

Wednesday, November 12, 2025

The End of the Beginning.

As far as he is concerned...

The world will end when he does.

Tuesday, November 11, 2025

Call him Ripper.

He wins because he loses that contest.

Apples meet Oranges, Oranges meet Apples.

Monday, November 10, 2025

Looney Tunes.

There is hope for those seeking asylum.

Tranquilizer darts to the rescue.