A grain of truth.

 Miss Spelt meet Miss Wheat.

It's not a trap. It's a setup.

Something for nothng.

 Giving things away and expecting nothing in return...

What is up with that?

The stakeout.

 Surveil is the term of art.

Who watches the watchers?

The parent trap.

 Domestication of children can take years off your life.

Children, the main vectors of disease.

Loco indeed.

He may not remember yesterday...

 But he clearly remembers yesteryear.

Good & Plenty.

Follow the sun.

You have thirty minutes more sunlight than on the solstice...

 Seasonal Affect Disorder strikes again.

Proxy madness.

 The one-man troll farm strikes again.

He calls it "internet research."

Hot topic.

 Cool your jets in that case.

That's just great.

Productivity boost.

 And the printer is down the hall...

In a "convenient" central location.

Catch-23.

 Major Malpractice sounds like a Joseph Heller character.

Fake news of a fake doctor.

Language barrier.

 Learning a foreign language for extra credit.

Stage whisper strikes again.

Disaster Area.

 Prepare for an earthquake.

First, you will need a smartphone, as foretold.

A day of firsts.

 How many flint knives would that come to?

It's in the public domain.

Stupid is as stupid does.

 If they continue to buy his products...

Then stupid is just fine.

What's in a name?

 Aroz is Aroz is Aroz Rice.

He can work in the Blue Pill Department.

Under construction.

 It was for a worthy cause, making stiff peaks.

Someone had to do it.

The Ladies Man.

 It is only stealing if you fail to cite it properly.

Always steal from the best.

The follow-up.

 He leads by example rather than follows.

A bad example, but still leading.

Respect.

 The Doc is only being ingenuous.

A great diss service.

On the cuff.

 He would have gotten there eventually.

A steal at twice the price.

It is hereby resolved.

 At least make it sound plausible.

Start small and work your way up.

Stranger in a strange land.

 Or maybe his middle initial is "W."

He also invented Anne Rice.

Michelin stew.

 A recipe handed down from Davy Crockett.

Clyde has a jaded palate.

Simple math.

 Even the bank accounts need slimming.

Most popular class of drugs for Big Pharma.

Illiteracy rulz.

 The original and only genuine Mr. X.

He thought it said, "Thieves Welcome."

Day planner.

 Ides rather not say it's Saturn.

 It's Odin, Woden you know.

The New Art School.

 Sponsored by Mr. Whipple.

He might be dropping a hint.

Trouble with a "T."

 And suddenly, "The Music Man" broke out.

And now we know why she quit.

Take the money and run.

 Overpriced for your gratification.

A penny saved is a penny we want.

Opposites Day.

 Mark your calendars!

Charles appears without a hat !

Aged out.

 Time is contagious...

 Everyone catches it.