Tempus fugettaboutit.

 Stupid sun, can't even keep the correct time.

Accurate, give or take an hour.

Get your h8 on.

 Some things are much worse than others...

  But nothing's worse than logic.

Law of the jungle.

 There oughta be a law against some things.

But in some cases, there ought not to be.

All keyed up.

 Keyless entry. batteries not included.

If it's not one thing, it's another.

That will teach them.

 Book learnin' isn't the only kind of learnin'.

Be careful what you wish for.

Person or persons unknown.

It's nothing she wouldn't say behind his back.

She's going to be delivering the eulogy.

Herd it on the grapevine.

 You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd, to quote Roger Miller.

A stampede over a cliff  might help.

Working it.

 Working at home or from home?

It's all work and no pay, either way.

Ad hominem.

 You can never have too many yodeling pickles.

The lowest form of argument is a good memory.

Synchronicity.

 A timely reminder that time is relative.

Being with some relatives can make time drag.

Pot Luck.

 Who does he think he is, Lord Elgin?

The second time around.

Ulysses and the Cyclops.

 The original Nemo was not little, and not the captain of the Nautilus, either.

It's all a dream.

The price is right.

 A cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

The government would be paying itself.

Stupid is as stupid does.

 Willful ignorance is worse than stupidity.

Get with the program.

Zero hero.

No big deal. Already assumed to be the case.

No surprise there.

A D.C. state of mind.

If you can't say something good about it...

It must the District of Columbia.

Irresistible force.

 Of course, the way things are going...

Soon there will be no manatees at all.

In repose.

 More of a Mr. Burns vibe to it.

May he rest in peace.

76 trombones.

 It's a broken record of a John Philip Sousa march.

Play it again, Uncle Sam.

Gone buggy.

 Better than calling him Bugsy.

Think what he would have become then.

Not to the best of my recollection.

 Selective memory getting ever more selective.

The Fifth Amendment protects against self-incrimination.

Growing pains.

Some people just never grow old.

Act your age is the worst advice of all.

Pull your own weight.

 You have to build back up to your normal strength.

Shopping muscles can atrophy.

Nifty.

 And LSMFT to you, too.

And worth every bit of Bitcoin he paid for it.

All-original equipment.

 No replacement parts and none missing.

Still working after all these years.

No Pants Day.

 Ride the subway. Stride the streets.

Leaves no place to shoplift meat.

Latin lover.

 That would be Your Fatso Honor to you.

One contempt deserves another.

At risk.

 The only thing he considers to be at risk...

Is his capital investment.

Postmarked Oblivion.

 The big show is about to be cancelled.

That's what happens with low polls and/or ratings.

A cut above.

 A cutting remark, if ever there was one.

The most unkindest cut of all !

Post Modern.

 A case of identity.

It's a mystery, to be sure.