Sunday, January 31, 2021

Saturday, January 30, 2021

Don't even think it.

 Government is boring when done right.

Competence is the best revenge.

Friday, January 29, 2021

On the other hand.

 Yeah, but what about whataboutism?

And a bad time was had by all.

Thursday, January 28, 2021

Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Tuesday, January 26, 2021

Monday, January 25, 2021

The last resort.

 Atomic weapons only work with hurricanes.

Don't they know it's the end of the world?

Sunday, January 24, 2021

Smalll sacrifices.

 Not that it was all that important.

Whatever happened to passing notes?

Saturday, January 23, 2021

Wiggle room.

 Never say never again, not ever.

Saying and doing are two separate things.

Friday, January 22, 2021

Wednesday, January 20, 2021

The year of living ironically.

 Woman Who Feeds the Homeless...

Fed by the Homeless.

Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Monday, January 18, 2021

Thin skinned.

 He's not a snowflake. He's a darling bud of may.

I know you are, but what am I?

Sunday, January 17, 2021

Saturday, January 16, 2021

In the immortal words of Dr. Johnson.

 "No, madam, you smell, I stink."

Apocryphal or not, it's correct.

Friday, January 15, 2021

Thursday, January 14, 2021

Speech, speach.

 And now Ebenezer Baptist Church has given Georgia a US senator.

Dreams do come true.

Wednesday, January 13, 2021

Tuesday, January 12, 2021

Monday, January 11, 2021

Up a tree.

 It kept his assets out of reach of the government.

As the twig is bent...

Sunday, January 10, 2021

Comeuppance.

 There are all sorts of envy, some more petty than others.

And he has all of them.

Saturday, January 9, 2021

Grand Theft.

 If you are going to steal, steal only the best.

As someone or other once said.

Friday, January 8, 2021

Thursday, January 7, 2021

The new normal.

 It's too early to tell, judging by the first week.

There's a long hangover to cure first.

Wednesday, January 6, 2021

Unreal.

 A mysterious force heretofore unknown.

A whole new physics.

Tuesday, January 5, 2021

Monday, January 4, 2021

Sunday, January 3, 2021

Saturday, January 2, 2021

Friday, January 1, 2021