I'd rather not say.

 It could be worse. He might have said ruefully.

Or regretfully.

Truth be told.

 It's an old saying because it's mostly true.

 

Can't argue with that.

Up for bids.

 Vote early. Vote often.

He has a special interest.

Play it safe.

 They award a plaque for a delayed cleaning .

Smile, you're not on candid camera.

A little knowledge.

 In this case it's not the knowledge that dangerous.

It's the knower.

Running up the score.

 All the love that money can buy.

Or a reasonable facsimile thereof.

A royal pain.

 He's the butt of the joke, and knows it.

Just call him His Royal Pain, Prince.

Invasion of the body snatchers.

 Kevin McCarthy was prescient. They're here!

Donald Sutherland should have paid attention.

The great escape.

 There are many uncharacteristic awkward silences.

She's the picture of cooperation.

The Impressionist master.

He's no Frank Gorshin or John Byner.

He might do a passable Farfel.

Actuary.

 Statistically speaking, the odds are not good.

And getting worse every day.

Uniform code.

 She's complying from the knees up.

Free the feet.

In case of emergency.

 Break glass. Any old glass at all.

She would do that anyway.

Ring around the rosie.

 Ashes, ashes we all fall down.

I've fallen, and I can't get up.

Money in the bank.

 Making poverty even greater again.

Poverty Plus: The label sells itself.

You desreve a break today.

 Subject to local taxes and a shipping fee*.

Sanitized for your protection. *Otherwise, totally free.

The spirit of giving.

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions

And IOUs.

The Trojam Horse.

 Nothing in this hand, and nothing up my sleeve.

Don't think of elephants.

Not normal times.

 Sometimes there are real consequences for bad behavior.

Being sober is one of those consequences.

The naked truth.

 Bare fact of the matter, it won't get past the censor.

Bathrobe Athena just doesn't have the same cachet.

How to succeed in business.

 Without really trying. Government subsidies.

Something to brag about.

Supersize me.

 Comes in Large (L), Extra Large (XL), And Extra Extra Large (XXL).

One sizes does not fit all.

Systemic and systematic.

Barney just took advantage of the system as he found it.

 He could not have planned it better if he had been trying.

Politically Incorrect.

 The times they are a-changin' our attitudes.

Are they still the funnies?

Non-Discloure Agreement.

 No admission of guilt or wrongdoing.

 Can't prove it by him.

Not so fast.

 Strictly speaking it should be" 'Nuff said."In the words of Stan Lee.

Doublemint twins.

Double your pleasure, double your fun.
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Double good?

Rawhide.

Keep movin', movin', movin'. Though they're disapproving.

Keep them doggies movin'.

To the moon, Alice.

One of these days. One of these days...

Bang, zoom,  To the moon,

A boy and his dog.

There's no business like funny business.

Spying on your kids is wrong.

To Be or Not To Be.

What is this, a production of Hamlet?

Or a Jack Benny movie?