SWAK.

Maybe he wants Gene Simmons as soon as possible.

No problem kissing up.

Poor Richard's Almanack.

A wise saying for every occasion.

The frugal man's greeting card.

Look out old Macky is back.

At this rate they will be closed up again in no time flat.

They still bounce off the sidewalk, just not as high.

Don't go there.

That is where Rochester keeps his wife Mad Bertha.

Why did it have to be bats?

When my dreamboat comes in.

She did say that she has dreamed off it.

Recurring nightmare.

You must be joking.

Don't do anything in private that you can do for good PR.

Charity: It's a left hand, right hand thing.

Classical Gas.

Soon he will be remembering it in Greek and Latin.

It probably wasn't memorable anyway.

Just who is that masked man?

Think of a backward shirt as a fashion statement.

Maybe his head is on backward.

One way street.

He's going only one way, even if it's wrong.

Wrong-Way Duane.

Nature seeks balance.

A state of equilibrium is the end of all things.

Holey universe.

Economic Impact Payment.

Not as dodgy as some corporations that got free "loans."

Or the dead people.

Martial law.

Thought that he had left all that behind.

Call in the CID.

Nip it in the bud.

You cannot be too careful in this day.

Viral antifa.

Man of faith.

Obscure legal terms can be so confusing.

Faith the Vampire Slayer?

Type cast.

In actuality, he always used Comic Sans MS before.

Not his type?

What's in a name?

A rose is a rose is a rose.

Unless it's arroz.

Do not repeat after me.

Taffy Meredith Heidi-Anne. Perfectly normal, if you are Welsh.

J Dog is not amused.
The big reveal, January 22, 2011.

Public Service Announcement.

And he doesn't mean that in any patronizing way.

Mr. Pillsbury's Neighborhood.

Take the initiative.

Some things aren't going to happen on their own.

Rhymes with cartoon.

Believe it or...

The impossible or the even more impossible?

"The distance is nothing. It is the first step that is difficult."

Pass time.

Pastime, time waster, time on her hands.

It's a puzzlement.

Keep it simple.

That came out of left field, or the Elysian Fields.

That bush is certainly suspicious.

Nothing to see here.

Can't be held accountable for doing the usual.

As per usual.

Hot Christmas toy.

Get your coronavirus soccer/volley ball today.

C-Ball, it's contagious. Catch yours.

Honoring Frontline Covid-19 Warriors.

Cartoonists take today to honor all the Medical, EMS, Teachers...

Grocery workers, Food Service workers, and Scientists fighting Covid-19.

Hide and seek.

It's always the very last place you look.

Hide in plain sight.

Can't name the actors without a playbill.

Just wait until they switch mask patterns.

It's by design.

Multiplication.

Speed dating bunny style. On the hop.

Too late.

Leave it to Cleaver.

A mild callback to March 24, 2018.

Kids say the darndest things. But that's from another show.

The shirt off her back.

You can't shout "Fire" in a factory.

Acting shirty.