They also serve.

Who stand around and lead the cheers from the luxury boxes.

Motivational speaker.

And that's not all.

A second opinion will be added for free.

Just pay a separate fee.

One day at a time.

They only know what they're told. And are told to say.

Get your mind in the gutter.

To be or not to be.

Go hang yourselves, please.

Sort of like the calendar in Georgia.

To Godot or not to Godot.

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.

Waiting for Gadot, Gal, that is.

Waiting for Beckett.

Sam not Tom. It's going to be a long wait.

A comic about nothing.

The value of nothing.

A cynic knows the price of everything, so he's not a cynic.

It has a bar code instead.

Madam Huggy Face.

A little at a time is recommended for the beginner.

One of Klimt's lesser known works, The Hug.

The Long Goodbye.

Not to mention Robert Altman's The Long Goodbye.

With Elliot Gould, and Marlowe with James Garner.

Under wraps.

Whole face masks, and it isn't even Halloween.

The old switcheroo.

Heaven on Earth.

But still the only one in the crowd wearing a mask.

Easy pickings.

A walk on the wild side.

Some people never learn. You can't keep the dinosaurs down on the farm.

Nature will find a way.

Sympathy card.

No need to apologize. He's a very sorry human being as it is.

Small mercies.

The can-do spirit.

There's no time like the present to be in the past.

Do or die -- or not.

Meet John Doe.

That's my name, don't wear it out.

Walk this way.

Birds of a feather.

Not in front of the children.

George Carlin is smiling.

A face in the crowd.

Alone together, or together alone?

I alone am escaped to tell the tale.

The Rake's Progress.

Bragging about earnings to the whole world is not a leak.

Monsters is a bit of projection.

Dum-da-dum-dum.

The story you are about to see is true.

Only the facts have been changed.

Togetherness.

Some people have it together more than others.

Essential is as essential does.

Gabriel Heater never had days like this.

No good news, only bad news and worse news tonight.

We're going to need a bigger microwave.

Labor-saving device.

Consuela is in a league of her own.

No more tears onion soup.

Liar's poker.

Nobody deals? All cards are wild?

Everything is a bluff.

Measure twice, cut once.

You have to make alterations to your normal plans.

L
earn to a
dapt.

That's it in a nut shell.

They have some crust, those crustaceans.

He might be hallucinating.

Nothing to sneeze at.

Don't get your nose out of joint.

Use your elbow.

The Federalist.

He's the president, and they are the governors.

It is to laugh, indeed.

The little shop of horrors.

Mom and Pop and several thousand children around the world.

One big family.

Getting to know you.

Getting to know all about you, as Anna and the King sang.

Other than Cosmo Topper, can't think of another.

Strategic reserve.

The second wave might wipe out Halloween.

She has more foresight than some people running the government.

You gotta have friends.

The regular version is that Pythias returned, and both were pardoned.

The Pillsbury version is more realistic.