No fooling.

Avoid eye contact, and pretend they are invisible.

Cross to the other side of the street.

Quarantine.

The Principal obviously has a sense of humor.

Or it's a desperate plea for help.

Never eat at a place called Mom's.

It's what you could call comfort food.

Tastes like a comforter.

Shark tank.

Ta-pocketa, ta-pocketa, pocketa. Should have dead, black eyes.

He doesn't look anything like Danny Kaye.

The All New Tales of Wells Fargo.

Dale Robertson's Jim Hardie would be so ashamed.

Thick as thieves.

Everybody talks about the weather.

And since the Industrial Revolution, we all have done something about it.

Made it more extreme.

Bailout.

A very timely request in the circumstances.

Happy as a hog in slops.

All Cretans.

You just can't trust anyone at all these days.

It's the liar's paradox.

It's the principle of the thing.

If you are going to stand on principle, stand on it elsewhere.

Slipped through the cracks.

Nothing to sneeze at.

She takes so long, she could have dug a hole to China.

It's a dog's life.

By a nose.

It's a matter of the utmost importance -- profit, that is.

For the want of a nail...

Whodunit.

It's always the person you would never suspect.

Another rerun. March 20, 2014.

Hare of the dag.

Rerun of the July 19, 2013 daily strip.

He's really in the soup.

Mutual of Ohmygosh.

Originally ran June 19, 2013.

Never try to scam a scammer.

A gamboling we will go.

Another rerun, this time from June 18, 2013.

The market, a losing bet then and now

Due to circumstances...

Beyond our control. We have a rerun today.

Stay tuned to this station.

A delicate balance.

If it's not the food, it's the service.

There's mischief afoot.

Second thoughts.

They are called second thoughts, because they only last that long.

Don't even think about it.

One man's trash.

He might have a future in this company.

Say the magic word, Cash.

Gotcha.

And it isn't even April 1 yet.

Wait till they get the bill.

Hair today gone tomorrow.

Not to split hairs. There are hairdos, and there are hair-don'ts.

Flipped her wig.

Jack S. Prat.

They call him Jack S. Prat behind his back.

At least their English colleagues do.

Smarter than the average bear.

They might not be qualified, but they probably don't let that stop them.

Do fist-shaking and cursing constitute an opinion?

DST.

Switching to Daylight Savings Time makes many people tired.

Busted.

It's a taxing time.

They don't have joint cells for couples filing jointly.

The Billionaire Tax Giveaway Act of 2017 is still in effect.

Fried green tomatoes.

The edible wolf peach by any other name is Lycopersicon esculentum.

But a rose is a rose is a rose,

MacNeil Lehrer.

The fifty percent is just a rough estimate.

Half miss him, depending on whom you ask.

Names can never.

That's his story, and he stuck with it.

Sticks and stones.

The knuckleball.

He needs an off speed pitch to use as a change of pace.

It's the knee-jerk reaction that gives him away.

Requiescat in pace.

In the tradition of wiping out signs of the previous occupants.

Someday it will say Pillsbury Place when all the billionaires are  gone.

Breaking the ice.

With such warmth, they should be fast friends.

A snowball's chance in...