Friday, January 31, 2020

Sole support.

There are thousands of dependents that she has to consider.
Feeding them Tweets and oics is practically a full time job.

Thursday, January 30, 2020

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Post no bills.

Makes you want to punch someone in the face.
The nerve of some people.

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Serves them right.

Reprise, to repeat. Something like acid reflux.
Bring it up again for consideration.

Monday, January 27, 2020

An energetic meeting.

That's one weight loss diet that produces instant results.
That registered on the Richter Scale.

Sunday, January 26, 2020

Saturday, January 25, 2020

Friday, January 24, 2020

Fugettaboutit.

His most memorable character is...drawing a blank.
Unforgettable, that's what you are.

Thursday, January 23, 2020

Playing chicken.

Shingles guaranteed for life.
Chicken pox is fly by night.

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

The Method.

She's a method actor. Always looking for motivation.
Stella Adler, Stanislavsky or Lee Strasberg?

Sunday, January 19, 2020

Friday, January 17, 2020

Antigone Daughter.

That seems like a rather personal comment.

Especially coming form someone named Cynthia.

Thursday, January 16, 2020

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

The name game.

Banana nana  fofana. Ad exec bo-adie.
Fame is the name of the game.


Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Monday, January 13, 2020

Sunday, January 12, 2020

Saturday, January 11, 2020

The perfect foil.

The difference between foil and fool is small in comedy.
And you should see it in the toilet tissue.

Friday, January 10, 2020

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Saturday, January 4, 2020

Friday, January 3, 2020

The Big Chill.

Is that an iced coffee you have there, my dear?
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

Thursday, January 2, 2020

Gobbledegook.

It's the Kevin McCarthy, Dana Wynter version.
The Leonard Nimoy, Donald Sutherland version doesn't measure up.

Wednesday, January 1, 2020

Look who's talking.

What other kind of lawsuit is there?
Is there a pleasant way to be sued?