Happy New Year, Again.

Selective hearing is a great gift, which keeps on giving.

A little goes a long way.

It's a sign of the times.

As Petula Clark once said. "Hiccup."

Or was it Robert Burns?

POV.

From his perspective the suffering of others is vanishing.

Which is the point.

It's all Greek to me.

She must be in one of those Advanced Placement literature courses.

Lysistrata is not normally taught in middle school.

Ba-da-bum.

Actually, that is not a punchline. It's a straight line.

The punch line is the where she punches him.

Feeling a bit rusty.

 As opposed to pulling things out of thin air or some bodily orifice.

But is it commercially viable?

The holiday that wasn't.

Must be a package from the family back in Great Britain.

Those Mountbatten cut-ups strike again.

Merry Christmas 2019 version.

Well, as they say, two out of three isn't bad.

It's like a dream come true.

Cui bono?

To quote: "We do that all the time."

"Get over it."

Luck of the draw.

Just a roll of the loaded dice.

Mark the cards while you are at it.

Ho, ho, ho.

The obvious answer is to celebrate all the holidays.

Presents for Christmas, Kwanzaa,  Hanukkah, Saturnalia...

More than meets the eye.

Beautiful brain. Might have been cheaper to buy a calculator.

He's not at all shallow, just cheap.

A time for everything under the sun.

Make time, but in another place.

Start now without her, and she'll catch up later.

Priority number one.

Get your ducks in a row, but only if they are rubber.

The most important job comes first.

Soon to be a major motion picture.

Smoking can be hazardous to your upholstery.

The fine for littering is steep.

Saw it on the Interwebs.

He saw it on the Internet, so it must be true.

The employee-written ones are the worst.

Surrogacy.

More like an evil stepmother.

Or a mother-in-law.

That parrot has joined the choir celestial.

And order some daisies while you are at it.

The big sleep.

You will feel a pinch.

That might have to be removed surgically. Stat.

Your wallet needs to lose weight.

A ghost of a chance.

 Let them have a soul, and they'll want more.

Next thing know, women will want to vote.

Bordering on cruelty.

Heartless CEO monster. And that goes for Barney, too.

The similarities are eerie.

Baby, it's cold outside.

With all the trimmings, or just with salt and mustard?

Is it a sesame seed bun?

Truth be told.

Those aren't opinions. Those are preferences.

And that's the fact, Jack.

And away we go.

A little traveling music,  maestro. One long honeymoon.

Where are the June Taylor Dancers?

Render unto Caesar.

The love of money is the roof of all steeples.

Don't be a drip.

It's definitely racy.

Of course, all boats are "She," so it's only natural.

It's a tradition.

Free to be me.

Some people are never satisfied.

The future is full of potential for good or ill.

Allegory allergy.

What they need is a measly parable.

Or to wish a pox on their houses.

Testing, testing.

There's one thing that can be said for Cynthia, she's always testing.

Testing patience. Testing limits.

All wheel drive.

Can't see around them or over them.

Pretentiousness is the main selling point.

Sorry excuse for a man.

He did say that he hates everything, so that's consistent.

But he also must hate consistency.