Modern Times.

If you aren't careful, you could end up like Chaplin.

Caught in the machinery of modernity.

Happy Halloween.

Where's the horse? You can't have a headless horseman...

Without a horse.

A case of identity.

Letting the air out of his inflated ego.

No great loss either way.

To vape or not to vape.

He wouldn't want to break her long streak of disapproval.

It's the one constant in their relationship/

Jury-rigged.

It's a common enough complaint, even with poor folks.

The jury is still out on that excuse.

Get the picture?

Bad dog ! Bad human ! Bad painter !

People can be very annoying.

The Language of Flowers.

Flowers can say a lot about a person.

Not all of it good.

A bushel and a peck.

A peck on the cheek. A chicken named Gregory Peck?

Comes in handy at his day job.

Herd mentality.

There's safety in the herd mentality. Right up until...

The herd goes over a cliff.

Stubblebum.

Everyone has to learn to compromise and make sacrifices.

Or in his case, capitulate.

Of the fitest.

And they don't even rate a spot on the endangered list.

What's second on the list?

Take it or leave it alone.

It's six of one and half a dozen of the other.

It depends on the day.

Warming up.

There's a lefty and a righty in the bullpen.

One of them could be a closer.

Give until it hurts.

Start small, and ease into it.

Maybe an old coat.

Need to know.

Above all else, don't give him any ideas.

He might be tempted.

Hamilton road company.

Where is Lin Manuel when you need him?

A free performance in the park.

The pachyderm in the room.

It has a thin skin, so it can't be a mastodon.

It might be another kind of Don.

Mark my words.

Mark Slackmeyer returns to the scene of the crime.

This time it is not John Mitchell.

It's a dirty, thankless job.

Thankless until now. Someone has to do it. If not him, then someone else.

Anything worth doing, is worth doing well.

Come one, come all.

Welcome to the Nineteenth Century. Historical preservation.

Like Westworld, but with real people.

Productivity index.

Pondering the imponderable. There are so many questions that require answers.

Someone has to ask them.

End the suffering.

Put her out of her misery. No reason they both...

Have to be suffering.

The Whistler.

And not the one who painted his mother in an arrangement in black and gray.

That would be J.A.M. Whistler.

Going out of business.

Everything must go. Total liquidation.

All sales final. No returns.

Along the space-time continuum.

That's his job description, and he does it very well.

He might be overpaid, however.

Career move.

Mixing business with pleasure.

Or is it just all business?

Dr. Feelnotsogood.

Everybody always wants something, even if it's only...

To make someone else miserable.

A teachable moment.

It's a lesson worth learning. Always pay in cash.

It's untraceable.

Pioneering.

No, they are sending pioneers to undermine your position.

And then explode it.

The power behind the throne.

It's good to be the woman behind the man who thinks he's king.

What he doesn't know...

The Natural.

Some people are born with it.  Some learn it.

 Others have it thrust upon them.