If you know what's good for you.

It's like some kind of self-destructive urge.

An addiction.

In the words of Poor Richard.

As Ben Franklin was wont to say to anyone who would listen.

Getting his two cents in.

The Bee Movie.

If it's anything like the animated Seinfeld's movie...

The "B" is for bomb.

Head in the game.

Prep time is fifteen minutes.

Loosey-goosey.

The whole truth.

The truth, and nothing but the truth.

The truth hurts.

Groovin'.

They're gee whizzing, good golly.

Doin' the time warp.

Total anonymity.

They call him the Anonymizer.

Or the Laundryman.

Society of Friends.

A Friend is a Quaker, obviously.

Like William Penn or George Fox.

That's what she said.

A child of Eve, in the old-fashioned manner of speech.

Only policemen can steal apples.

Let's get cynical.

A cynic knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing.

Sometimes nothing is more valuable than something.

Contract law.

Learning how to skip out is the secret of success.

And then setting up in a new jurisdiction.

Non-violent.

He believes in passive-aggressive resistance.

And Gandhi would have to pick up the tab.

Stranded.

You live, you learn, you learn again.

Sometimes it doesn't stick the first time.

Italian coffee.

Like Irish coffee, but with vino, not whiskey.

Do you take that with cream?

Sock it tc me.

More than one way to deal with a problem.

Takes him back to his childhood.

The Socratic Method.

That's just the sort of thing the Athenians said to Socrates.

Before they gave him the hemlock.

Bribes R Us.

Is it a bribe or is it an incentive?

You decide.

Driving Miss Cyndi.

He hasn't seen him drive for one simple reason.

He shuts his eyes when Barney gets behind the wheel.

It's half-past High Noon.

How about Joel McCrea, then? Or even Lee Marvin.

Alan Ladd? Anybody but Jack Palance.

The Great Escape.

Sneaking out of the house requires a plan.

And stealth. And dummies.

The Mexican hat dance.

They are throwing shade on her joke.

But that's cool. Or cold.

Micromanaging.

Micro-printing, just like on his favorite currency.

Says a lot in a small space.

Reefer madness.

Too many independent businessmen in it for the money.

No room for the artisanal bud.

In cold blood.

There's at least one turtle, and not a few snakes.

And even some living dinosaurs.

The complaint department.

His problem is that he's just too sensitive.

They call him Mr. Sensitivity.

Scooter.

Didn't Scooter work for Dick Cheney?

Scoot over.

Winning !

She's won so much that she's tired of winning.

So she decided to try losing for a change.

Shy and retiring.

Barney's a taker, all right. With both hands.

Not much left for the other ninety-nine percent.

Devil's Advocate.

Meet Saint Barnard, not to be confused with the dog.

Genuflect when you approach.

Intolerance.

Not the movie by D. W. Griffith, then.

That seems to be a misinterpretation.

Predisposed.

Obviously, she wants another drink,

 

 Take a hint.