Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Monday, October 29, 2018

Sunday, October 28, 2018

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Pinching pennies.

Where did he learn to look at every coin? From Barney.

Barney is easily offended.

Friday, October 26, 2018

Pearls of wisdom.

He has a little wisdom to share. Very little.
Wait an hour to swim after eating.



Thursday, October 25, 2018

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Like cats and dogs.

Lolcat translated into Doge.

For those not too old to understand.

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Six of one.

Half a dozen of the other. One product is as good as another.

And you won't be paid.

Monday, October 22, 2018

The happy childhood.

Imagine how workhouse orphans must have felt in the 19th Century.

Charles Dickens has a lot to answer for.

Sunday, October 21, 2018

What a gas.

I sense some friction from the drag.
And it's all coming from the driver's side.



Saturday, October 20, 2018

Friday, October 19, 2018

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Monday, October 15, 2018

A piece of the action.

Some day I might ask a favor in return.
It's what any good boss of bosses would ask.

Sunday, October 14, 2018

Saturday, October 13, 2018

Pizza Pizza.

It means that he's cheap. It's a placebo.

Costs nothing. Does nothing.

Friday, October 12, 2018

Thursday, October 11, 2018

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

CSI: Pillsbury.

A place for everything, and everything in its place.

It's hard to find good help, or anything once it's been cleaned.

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Monday, October 8, 2018

Sunday, October 7, 2018

Saturday, October 6, 2018

Not a sequel.

Leatherface strikes again. Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot.
And Michael Myers during hockey season.

Friday, October 5, 2018

The Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde.

Now Bonnie and Clyde are the Barrow Gang,
I'm sure you all have read
how they rob and steal and those who squeal
are usually found dying or dead.


There's lots of untruths to these write-ups
They're not so ruthless as that
Their nature is raw, they hate all law
Stool pigeons, spotters, and rats.
They call them cold-blooded killers
They say they are heartless and mean
But I say this with pride, I once knew Clyde
When he was honest and upright and clean.

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Day trader.

To market, to market to buy a fat pig.
Home again, home again, jiggity-jig.

Monday, October 1, 2018