That's the fact, Jack.

Stick with the War on Christmas.

Get off your soapbox. Or high horse, as the case may be.

'Tis the season.

There's also Summerfall Winterspring.

There's an overlap, whatever you choose.

Not a crime.

She didn't do it. And even if she did...

It's not an infraction of the rules.

Symptomatic.

In polite company.

Just between the two of them, no euphemisms.

Dumbo sobers up.

A slogan that will go down in advertising history.

The greatest show on earth.

Sauce for the gander.

You just have fight fire with pyromania.

Some people have no scruples.

Combat tested.

Not endorsed by Hunter or Tanto.

Or by the Pentagon.

Tempus fuggedaboutit.

It's a state of mind. Don't state it...

And you won't mind it.

Thick as thieves.

Rooves have been replaced by roofs...

But the pronunciation has lingered.

The impossible dream.

Speaking of things that can never happen...lower prices.

Test subjects. That's why they are called human shields.

In case of charity.

Help is just around the corner.

Clyde works in mysterious ways.

Kissy face.

Stock options would be nice, too.

On the other hand, a kiss would lead to a lawsuit.

First Person Chuter.

As they say in the business, "O' chute."

The original name was Active Chuter.

You gotta have heart.

He's all heart. Or is it nerve?

The heart is a muscle, which he never exercises.

Mind-blowing.

He's going to flip his lid. Twenty-three skiddoo.

Whatever. This is not the emoji you are looking for.

Summer in the city.

Hospitality workers would be a good guess.

Back of my neck getting' dirty and gritty.

You're on candid camera.

He might be. You can never tell for sure.

Best to play it safe.

Thoughts and Prayers.

The winning formula for bipartisanship.

And you end up with nary a prayer.

Peekaboo paradox.

Also works for kittens and babies.

Rattle your keys if all else fails.

As real as it gets.

One of the most common names in the country.

Even more common than John Smith or Jane Doe.

The eternal verities.

It's payback time.

All those trips when Barney was young are coming back to haunt him.

Business has never been better.

Business ethics is an oxymoron.

Away go troubles down the drain.

If the ostrich jacket fits.

It's possible that the cheese induces nightmares.

Been exiled to a spare bedroom, apparently.

And that's not all.

People who make corrections are the worst.

There would still be an automated 800 number.

Make your mark.

Actually, it was an episode of The Tick cartoon show.

By Chairface Chippendale.

A sign of the times.

Don't bore patients to death.

That's what the medicine is for.

Read the fine print.

That's where all the important stuff is concealed.

Good to see you, too.  She grows on you. Like a wart.

The Eighth Dwarf.

Sleepy, Sneezy, Happy, Bashful, Doc, Grumpy...

And he became Dopey. And Sleazy.

Lawn darts.

Lots of lots, empty and otherwise.

A bit crowded around the edges.

The old maid's tale.

It's not as if she meant that in any negative way.

She's no Martha.

Going to pot.

A house that large must be up to no good.

All the chandeliers are left one.