It's good to be the king.

What's my line?

King for a day.

The Natural.

She has a good head start.

And a good teacher.

Mr. Goodwrench.

It's tough to find a good heart-lung mechanic.

If you're going to crack that chest...

Familiarity breeds contempt.

He's too stubborn to become more annoying.

Probably in the terrible twos.

Estate planning.

One of them came out ahead.

Who says there is no such thing?

The Net.

The FCC, putting the neuter in neutreality.

Or the EPA putting pollution back in the air and water.

Administrative Professional's Day.

Formerly known as Secretary's Day.

Who's running this place, anyway?

The Buddy System.

My buddy, my buddy

Your buddy misses you.

The Peter Principle.

She has risen to her level of incompetence.

Apt to fail.

The Admirable Crichton.

There were no pterosaurs in the Neolithic.

Humans and megafauna have a long history of extinctions.

Do not pass Go.

Too late. There's already a cheater's version.

Your quarrel is with Parker Bros/Hasbro.

With a song in my heart.

Sing, sing a song. Sing out loud.

A deal too good to be true.

Mercy me.

A fistful of dollars.

Not the index finger.

One in a million.

Be wise-all, buy fart-all.

All they need is the owl.

The sorry game.

He's sorry for always being right.

And for mentioning it so often.

The real thing.

If she were really trying, there's one who would do it.

He has the thinnest orange skin of them all.

Home again, home again.

Jiggity-jig.

First buy a fat pig.

Ex marks the spot.

The business of X games.

X-rated.

Accidents will happen from time to time.

0 Days Without An Accident.

Normally he would avoid her altogether, not just her fist.

Call of duty.

Crass materialism wins again.

Offer him a better deal.

I'll second that.

Runner-up in a one-man race.

Number two, too.

The devil you know.

It will be a miracle if he isn't struck by lightning.

Give the devil his due.

Upgrade.

Sounds younger, at least.

Without surgery and costs nothing.

Ken Kesey was here.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.

He should be in a clock. He's a little cuckoo.

Transference.

Sit an hour in her chair.

Thinking of you. Wish you were here.

Dialects on trial.

It's an oldie but goodie.

Pretty shaky ear-witness testimony.

A slight hiccup.

Try for the world record.

It's only sixty-eight years.

X marks the spot.

A sofa fort can protect against everything.

Last man on Earth.

Black box.

What's in the box?

Senor Wences knows. Pedro. 'sawright.

Attention will be paid.

When all else fails...

Behave yourself. It will drive them crazy.