The First of April.

It was a day like any other day.

Stranger things have happened in the real world.

Line of communication.

Better than texting.

Crossing the DMZ.

Quantum Leap.

It's the Carl Sagan Principle of pricing.

Billions and billions and billions.

Missionary position.

Don't make me laugh.

Always expect the best, or possibly not.

To thine own selfie be true.

If it feels wrong, it probably is.

Nobody else can be Cynthia, so she might as well be.

It's not what you know.

It's who you can bribe.

Business ethics 101.

It's the Jack Benny Show.

We've graduated from armed robbery.

All that's needed is the voice of Mel Blanc.

Between you, me and the fence post.

That fly on the wall is a bug.

Nobody reads the label anyway.

Leave it to Barney.

My, Mrs. Cleaver, you are looking especially fine today.

If you can fake sincerity...

Oh, that's corny.

Cheap at the price.

Made by little elves who live in a tree.

Don't go Russian away.

We might need a special prosecutor.

If you can't lick 'em...employ 'em.

Piece work.

And that's how he is paid.

By the piece.

The Lost Barney & Clyde.

The Gun Control strip that THEY didn't want you to see.