With a name like that, it has to be good.

Nobody would ever guess that.

That begs the question.

Silence of the hams.

There goes another census taker.

With a nice chianti.

Bend over backwards.

Being a contortionist has advantages.

Let's do the twist.

What's eating you, sunshine?

Bipolar is the other explanation.

That's why tanning beds were invented.

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Any similarity to an official governemt site is intentional.

The word gullible isn't in the dictionary, is one joke seniors have heard.

Event horizon.

The black hole named Duane.

Oscar have a second name?

Call my bluff.

Liar's poker.

She has a poker face -- flushed.

America Offline.

Not to mention the CDs.

Steve Case has a lot to answer for.

A fate worse than death.

It's post-apocalyptic.

Don't they know it's the end of the world?

Leap of faith.

Geronimo?

With a little help, she might not make it.

One man's junk.

Is the same man's treasure.

Take it to the roadshow.

Stuck in the middle with you.

On both sides now.

A compromising position.

Eye in the sky.

Check Instagram or Facebook for the footage.

There's always someone recording.

Promises, promises.

Don't stick your nose into things that don't concern you.

Give until it hurts someone else.

Ten and counting.

He even coveted his neighbor's ass.

They're like Gibbs' rules -- situational.

Laid back.

Now we know why they are called walleye.

Mellow out trout.

My name is Inigo Montoya.

Inconceivable.

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Game of throne.

It's good to be king.

Monarch of all he surveys.

Seeing is believing.

You have to experience it for yourself.

You can't buy help like that.

Faustian deal.

It's a deal with the devil.

Every man has his price-- free shipping, plus tax.

Who's your PAL?

Out of his comfort zone.

Everybody needs somebody. It runs in the family.

Just where he wants him.

Godfather, I need a favor.

Someday, I may ask you for a favor.

If you don't watch out.

They'll get you every time.

Some people never grow up.

Diamond in the rough.

Looks like smooth sailing for Duane.

Curbside appeal-- in the gutter.

A night at the opera.

Is it a shooting pain?

That should clear his head.

To be or not to be.

That is Jack Benny and Mel Brooks.

Poor Yorick.

Lather, Rindt, Repeat.

Random facts from the Akashic Records.

Or possibly Eb is right.

Comments, we get comments.

A little fan service.

If you are going to go meta, go big meta.

Sign O' the Times.

Next to Kip Thorne, Jane would be the one...

Who knows the most about turning back time.

It's a mystery.

Tempting as it sounds...

Don't stage it on a train or a cruise ship.

Spy vs. Spy.

Is that anything like Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore?

Those PBMs run the drug business for their own benefit.