A walk in the park.

Nobody believed Dan Rather. either.

He's solid muscle,sold muscle.

Let's all do the lumbago.

It's the newest dance craze.

Sort of like the lambada.

I know what you did.

Congress should pass a law.

Oh, wait, it did.

Trust Buster.

Buster Keaton or Buster Crabbe?

If you get caught creating a trust, you could end up being a trusty.

Get 'em while they're young.

It worked for the tobacco companies.

Spinning geezers to gold.

You get what you pay for.

And worth every penny.

Put it on her tab.

At sixes and sevens.

"I am not a number. I am a free man !"

Yes, but which is which?

Give or take a billion years.

It's still better than intelligent design.

Four billion years. Seems like only yesterday.

A-trolling we will go.

Trolling takes devotion and perseverance.

And an internet connection. So not that hard.

Meta cliche.

Self-awareness strikes in the most unusual places.

At the most unexpected times.

It's all in the title.

It is called Barney & Clyde, after all.

Not Barney & Friends.

The combo pack.

The unbeatable combination...

Prettier and cheaper.

With some qualification.

The bare minimum is all we ask.

And that is what we get.

Between You, Me and the fence post.

Between you and me, it's a trick question.

Even in a dream sequence it's bad grammar.

For pity's sake.

Looks more like contempt.

Or maybe the self-pity is enough.

Hate to say it.

Fits right in with the times we live in.

Post-logical thinking wins the day.

Misty watercolored memories.

Unforgettable, that's what you are.

Probably remembers the serial number, too.

Bearded in his own den.

No means no beard.

In terms he can understand.

Greetings.

What's your lottery number?

He can always move to Canada.

Namesakes.

It's the real reel Bonnie & Clyde.

Quick turnaround, Price, Waterhouse, Cooper.

First day blues.

And things only get worse from there.

You must have been a beautiful baby -- not !

Apologiia pro vita sua.

Now if we only knew whom he had offended.

And how he offended her.

Pull yourself together.

Not a morning person.

Maybe a cup of coffee would help?

Curriculum vitae.

She's well on the way to high office.

Used her imagination.

Being Cyn-ical.

Who couldn't see that coming?

It's Cynthetic.

Tissue of lies.

All the best ideas start in the bathroom.

Just usually in the shower.

Let's have a convoy.

Her name is Mudd?

Just a tracing.

The Curate's Egg.

Some parts are supposed to be better than others.

But it is thoroughly rotten.


DuMaurier's original Curate's Egg.

Fu Manchurian.

Raymond Shaw has nothing on Barney.

Nothing at all suspicious about that.

Take all necessary precautions.

Best to be on the safe side.

Just a small crack can lead to total failure.

Walk this way.

It's Eyegor.

And it's Fronkensteen.