Plus or minus.

Give or take a surprise or two.

It all adds up after a while.

The Woody Allen Curve.

Just showing up is eighty percent of life.

Distracted testing.

Like a horse and carriage.

Dad was told by mother.

You can't have one without the other.

No reflection on you.

Barney is a vulture, not a vampire.

Besides, it's bank accounts that he feeds on.

Fair is fair.

The right answer isn't always the first answer.

Multiple choice is usually easy.

Never eat in a place called Mom's.

Never play cards with a man named Doc,

And never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

Feel the burn.

No pain, no stand-up.

Lady Heather (CSI) was all laughs.

DOS diss.

DOS is out the Windows.

Command line it.

Guilt edged.

The parental sacrifice card never expires.

And always has value.

Uncivil rights.

That seems perfectly consistent.

No joke.

Uncle Sam wants you.

To drop your drawers.

The appropriately named James Montgomery Flagg.

Talking out of his what?

Put that ad where the sun don't shine.

Bottomline is the bottomline.

PEP.

Reputed to be a favorite of the CIA.

Pulmonary Embolism Pill.

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Steel reading after all these years.

He's looking flushed.

Monster mash.

Spuds in the wrong hands can be deadly.

Too little thought and too much thought can produce the same result.

One way or another.

It could be Debbie Harry.

One way or another.

A friend in need.

That's crossing a line.

Now that you mention it, she would rather he not mention it.

To boldly go.

The five-year mission to Nerd.

Pink Shirt, not Red Shirt.

Going, going, gone.

They just don't make verbs like the use to.

Shining her on.

The nose knows.

And if you wait a week, it goes away.

Guilty, guilty, guilty. (No, not a Doonesbury reference.)

Malingering for Dummies.

She just can't catch a break.

But she can catch cold.

Arrows a-quiver.

Originally, Lucretia said something different.

Something that made Barney's reply make sense.
"Maybe it's time to shake things up."

Alley, alley not so free.

You can't have an alley without walls.

And they did collapse.

Non-negotiable.

That just leaves blackmail.

Or possibly computer hacking.

Without fear or favor.

You just have to know the system.

And which button to push.

Nothing whatever to do with Michael Weatherly.

He dodged a bullet.

Of the bolt gun.

Not with a bang but a whimper.

Best to be prepared for anything.

Two weeks and counting.

Smells like teen spirit.

Success is staring her in the face.

Such a simple and elegant experiment, too.

Puff the magic dragon.

She's quick on the uptake.

And on the put down.

A gag is a gag.

He could try gagging himself.

Bound and gagged.

Get real.

Not only the big real estate deals.

Full disclosure is  never full.