Trade school.

It's a vocation.

Prison is an educational institution.

Main streaming.

H8 is the new normal.

You can't throw a rock without hitting someone who is throwing a rock.

Explosive growth.

From the makers of Kaboom.

He's got them over a barrel -- of a cannon.

The future is hazy.

The Magic Eight Ball was uncannily accurate.

Even at that price it would have been cheaper.

The Kirk Douglas Centennial.

Kubrick wanted twenty-three more takes.

And the guilty one escaped.

Breakout.

Hire Charles Bronson to fly a helicopter in.

Or hide in the dumpster, and go out with the trash.

The third rail of the free market.

Survival of the fittest is the other principle.

Anarchy is the perfect business environment.

The big red one.

Santa has private contractors for that.

Even the elves have been replaced by robots.

Exploding the myth.

Who knew that Samsung makes bicycles?

Or maybe it's one of those hoverboard bikes.

Thanks for the all the fish.

Was that so hard?

The magic words, "please" and "co-pay."

We don't need no stinkin' color.

What is six times nine?

42.

The answer to life, the universe and everything.

Home security.

You really should secure that router.

Who needs big brother when everyone is spying on themselves?

This little pig went to market.

"We don't allow filthy animals like that in here."

Why the long face?

The scarlet letter.

Written in blood.

It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

O' brother.

You can't have a conspiracy of one.

They don't want to make it too easy.

Floored.

He'll wipe the floor with him.

The sawdust is all original.

Mr. Personality.

You would be surprised how a billion dollars improves your personality.

And lots of other things.

Smoot-Hawley.

Tariffs are about to get big again.

And just in time for the greater depression on the way.

There won't be blood.

Some people don't believe in ghosts.

Others refuse to believe.

On the watchtower.

Loopholes are usually found in watchtowers.

Now if you can figure out a way to get the treasure there.

You say you want a revolution.

"I'll be back," is the Congressional motto.

Lobbying: Making it possible to get somewhere by going in circles.

Permanently on loan.

Students loans will be first on the Congress' s list of things to do.

That or tax cuts.

Land of the lost.

Medical waste, dispose of properly.

It's always in the last place you look.

VOTE !

A traumatic day, indeed.

Take your medicine, and vote.

Risky business.

Soldiers of fortune will do anything for a buck.

There's always the Foreign Legion.

It's all uphill from here.

Sisyphus didn't know how lucky he was.

Reinventing the wheel in binary.

The devil is in the details.

The devil, you say.

What is this, "To Tell the Truth?"

Artificial stupidity.

Stupid auto correct.

When AI meets NoI.

Victor-Victoria.

She's a philologist.

Because English isn't neuter.

The midichlorians wept.

Maybe it's a medical thing.

The driver might need a beep.