I scream.

Honesty is the best ploy.

Hoi polloi falls for the oy ploy.

I think, therefore I am.

As Thomas Magnum used to say, "I know what you're thinking."

Men are tuned in.

Not your father's Muppets.

They should never have broken up Kermit and Piggy.

At least she prepared for the lesson.

I got plenty of nothing.

Say no more, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Nothing is plenty for me.

The reality shpw.

Plenty of excuses, but no reasons.

Totally unscripted.

Booooring.

Something to look forward to.

Cheerful thought: It only gets worse.

No fault parenting.

The less you know the better.

Executive decision not to know,

Nice little place you have here.

It would be a shame if something happened to it.

The first mistake was opening the letter.

Of gophers and men.

What's on your mind?

Lucky there were no eyes in the soup.

It's murder out there.

Everybody has a price on his or her head.

That does compute.

The Picture of Dorian Pillsbury.

He hasn't aged a day in the last six years.

He knows the price of everything.

Public Enemy.

That's how James Cagney got his start, except it was a grapefruit.

And it was Mae Clark, not Life.

Swipe home.

Can't we just get virtual?

Sitting in the principal's office is even more boring.

Dart Vader.

Now she's speaking his language.

It's the creative kind of accounting.

A kind word.

Positive reinforcement is worth every penny.

You get what you pay for.

Sentimental.

Real empathy.

No greater friend.

If you have seen one.

No point in reinventing the wheel.

If people don't pay attention, it's their own fault.

That's a soft maybe.

Sir Humphrey Appleby couldn't have put it more vaguely.

If you squint at it in the right light, it might appear that way.

The inedible bulk.

They should go to Comic Con.

Vulnerability is all the rage.

To bee or not to bee.

Put another kid on the barbecue.

Those are just grill marks.

$ equals Law Enforcement Squared.

I think that was Bob Einstein, not Albert Brooks.

The gravity of the situation.

Keep calm and carry on.

Now it all makes sense.

That's where all the money is going.

Mr. Clean.

Who said that effectiveness is important?

The twenty-seconds spent washing could be better spent.

Location, location, location.

You don't get a gold jacket for the soft sell.

Field of dreams.

Law of the jungle.

Unwritten law is difficult to enforce.

Stealing a golf umbrella is not a crime.

What's up, Doc?

That's one way to look at it.

If they don't strangle him before then.

folie à deux.

Slightly around the bend.

You can never be absolutely sure.

If it ain't Baruch.

You never know who might be in the park.

Shared delusions are the best.

Post post modern.

If you have the flint knife, you can get the other things.

The future will be glowing.

The price is wrong.

New game show, twice is right.

Wrong is right. Cheap at half the price.

Reverse schadenfreude.

The simple pleasure of gloating is denied him.

Someone else succeeding can ruin the whole day.