The social contract.

Thanks, but no thanks.

The domino effect.

Duck duck.

There are black swans after all.

What's up with kids today?

Up your nose with a garden hose.

Strange but true.

Drugs are often found in peoples' noses.

Who's in your wallet?

Sounds as though it might be totally ineffective.

Like all government commissions.

The Far Side of the Moon.

Far out ! as the cowboy said in Foul Play.

There had been rumors.

The Oh Really Factor.

Maybe not exactly the same thing.

Depends on whom you ask.

Patently offensive.

That's what patent attorneys are for.

Crazy like a fox.

Checks and balances.

It's a question of checks and balances.

Blank checks and bank balances.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Stating the obvious.

Facts are facts. Nothing but the facts.

Fool Us.

That explains why so much money disappears in the stock market.

It's all an illusion.

One possible explanation.

And mocking people with a disability is just his way of showing solidarity.

It's crazy enough that it might work.

Frankly and Earnestly.

The Importance of Being Frank and Ernest.

The confusion is easy to understand.

Windows X.

By all accounts, Windows is often broken.

Or crashes a lot.

A postive attitude.

When life hands you lemons,

Sell them to someone without taste buds.

Heir and a spare.

Can't hurt to have a few extras just in case.

You never know when you might need one.

Fire one.

Why should gun manufacturers have all the fun?

Drug sales are a right. Ask Mary Poppins.

You're going to need a bigger sandwich.

The obviously prefer tuna in water rather than oil.

Without swimmers the sharks must be hungry.

Queen of the Galaxy.

The Miss Universe pageant was her goal.

But then reality set in.

Left behind.

It's like the rapture all over again.

I was led to understand that there would be cake.

A good excuse for a party.

Mylar balloons all around.

The many uses of the noble gas.

Don't ask, don't tell.

Some things are better left unsaid.

Someone might be listening.

Attention getter.

It works for celebrities, too.

Just don't frighten the horses.

And don't even ask about Julius LaRosa.

Some people couldn't even tell Mario Lanza from Mario Andretti.

Or Bobby Rydell from Bobby Darin.

Rolling in dough.

And that's after taxes.

No conspicuous consumption.

This message will self-destruct.

In the event of capture, the CEO will disavow all knowledge.

No need to know.

Smithers, release the hounds.

There could be a trapdoor in front of the desk.

The good, the bad and the ugly.

The one and only Irving Berlin.

God Bless America and the Philadelphia Flyers.

Forging right ahead.

Benchmark.

He doesn't own the right ones, obviously.

Devil's advocate.

Keep your head down, or lose it.

We can't have any of that here.

Next thing you know, he might be thinking for himself.

Data is an android.

Also PASSWORD is a really good password.

They think of everything.

Sugar.

Let me call you sweetheart.

Looking for Mr. Goodbar?