Top Ten List.

Where is Dave Letterman when we need him?

Probably at the home office in Lebanon, PA.

Live and let die.

Sir Paul and Barney are like brothers.

At least in his mind.

It's an episode of Home Improvement.

As Tim "Toolman" Taylor used to say, "More power."

Maybe it's a coffin.

A dream is a wish your heart makes.

That sounds ominous.

Living up to his potential.

Emergency is a TV series.

What they don't know won't hurt her.

You never know when spontaneous combustion will hit.

Is that thing loaded?

Careful where you point it.

Watch where you step.

Ask about our famous cinnamon puns.

You can't beat our jokes with a whisk.

Aptonyms r us..

By weight not by volume.

Other than being wrong, what's to say?

It's actually 2,200 pounds.

Expert witness.

Trust him, he's an expert.

Now find your way back.

Blood will tell.

Only trying to help.

Setting the record straight.

Brexit.

Serves them right.

They voted to be fleeced.

Me, myself, and I.

Apparently that only helps if you really aren't crazy.

But it doesn't mean you aren't.

Fill in the bubble.

Also known as non-standardized testing.

She's a bubble off plumb.

The whole truth.

He knows decisiveness when he's told what it is.

Yes only goes so far.

AARP specials discounts.

Leaves the evening free for naps.

Tip the waitress.

An end of the world scenario.

It's a dark place in there.

There's always the snake oil.

Augmented reality.

Now everyone can make a jackass video.

Reality bytes.

Party hearty.

No danger of attracting riff raff.

An exclusive guest list.

Double vision.

A little creative blurring of the lines.

Smudges in all the wrong places.

Miss Scarlett in the Bar with a Candlestick.

As nightmares go, that one went.

Frankly, my dear...

Do not use on toast.

Do not keep refrigerated.

Put a pucker on your buns.

Not so reserved.

At least it wasn't Paul Volcker.

Or Alan Greenspan. Don't make a federal case of it.

If you are ever in Ottawa.

Whoa, dude, that's Karsh.

The little lady wins a cigar.

Password with Allen Ludden.

Nobody would guess Ludden as the password.

Nothing to see here. Nothing at all.

Never boring.

The sure way to jinx it.

Things are looking up until they come crashing down.

The back scratcher.

Healthy profits.

What's good for Pillsbury is not necessarily good for America.

The happy campers.

It's just crazy enough to work.

And the campers are that way, too.

Mission Impossible: The original series.

Cinnamon Carter, you mean.

I know for sure that it isn't Grace Kelly.

Inherited.

Thrifty is as thrifty does.

Cheap runs in the family.

Dr. Livingstone I. Presume.

Just call him I P. for short.

Incontinent. In continent. HA!

Stop the presses.

Put it all in the headline.

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