Is R students learning?

That'll learn 'em.

Not to trust billionaires.

Contents under pressure.

With any luck, she is just taking up smoking.

But probably not.

Defib.

CLEAR !

Cynthia is a heart attack in the making.

Capillary action.

Tastes a little salty.

Look before you eat.

Agent Carter.

Now he can afford his own Peggy Carter.

Lucretia has a new Halloween costume coming.
Chatty Cathy has nothing to say.

School's out.

Not likely to vote for an increase in school funding.

That is his soft side.

Who do you trust?

Always look on the bright side.

Every man has his price. In this case, low.

Daddy issues.

A good foundation for an empire.

Or maybe he's just made that way.

You're the tops.

Supremely funny.

We'll always have Citizens United.

That's gping to leave a scar.

Maybe it was too abrasive.

How about laugh lines?

Cookie monster.

At last some science that can be used in real life.

Makes perfect sense. The perfect diet.

Soup's on.

Maybe a little hint would be in order.

Do they have a garbage disposal?

Name your posion.

Or do you prefer venom?

No implied threat intended.

As Gabriel Heater used to say...

There's good news tonight.

Circular inflation is the good news.

A rose by any other name.

Anyone who would call a spade a spade should be forced to use one. -- Oscar Wilde.

Seems like they already know that trick.

Why do birds fall from the sky?

Is that one better or two better?

Don't go away Madoff.

Almost but not quite.

There's a difference between slim and none.

Not quite dead.

At least we're being consistent.

Might as well finish the rerun.

You will have to wait a year to see the strip that was originally scheduled for yesterday.

A guinea pig called Rerun.

Where have I seen that before?

It's like deja vu all over again.

It's a textastrophe.

Or textmergency, as the case may be.

Hitting "Send" is one of the most dangerous acts in daily life.

Out of the mouth of a babe.

As long they don't Google image search her.

She looks familiar.

Stranger danger.

It's a two-way street.

Back away slowly.

Battle Mountain adjacent.

The little drummer girl.

Pam could be a no-stick spray.

State of mind.

I think the balloons in that last panel were reversed.

It must be the universe trying to communicate.

One for the books.

He does make PEDs.

It was a shorter season then, too.

A night at the opera.

Followed by a day at the races.

It would have taken less time if he were a centipede.

Time for a little art.

Maybe a little over-interpretation.

How very abstracted.

Love in Bloom.

Stereotyped much?

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is great.

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam.

It might be meatloaf.

Not necessarily nutritious.

Who do you trust?

Picture and signature ID required.

You can't be too careful these days.

National Car Association.

Millions of white-tail deer die in auto accidents every year.

Why they give driving licenses to deer I'll never know.