When you assume.

Read between the lines...

The ones on his forehead.

Leap Day's Greatest Gift.

Or they get paid a little less for each day.

Lucky it only comes once every four years.

The old football trick.

But Lucy is entirely imaginary.

Nobody even moved the rock.

Lupus interruptus.

It's only bulletproof.

Smile, you're on candid camera.

Mad money.

Just a wild and crazy guy.

It's a Neil Simon play.

In memoriam.

Requiescat in pace.

It's the curse/jinx.

Foundation.

Under the cornerstone is always good.

A lime pit also works.

Taro anyone?

Poi spinning is big on YouTube.

Oh, poi !

But the peels are still slippery.

Don't find them a-peeling?

Don't get him started on heirloom tomatoes.

ACME.

Meep, meep.

Acme safes can be found everywhere.

Truthiness.

All minus numbers.

Best of the worst.

It's always sunny in Philadelphia.

No conflict of interest there.

Inquiring minds want to know.

I just flew into town.

And, boy, are my arms tired.

You can't beat the classics.

Draw me a picture.

Leaped to a conclusion, or was was he pushed?

Wouldn't you like to know the answer?

Operation Overlord.

All your base belongs to us.

The lizard face we never see.

Lincoln plus Washington eqauls six.

Planned obsolescence.

New and improved.

Monkey bars.

If we were meant to use parallel bars, we would have been born with monkey arms.

All that time out of the trees wasted.

To the moon.

It fell to earth I know not where.

What goes up, must come down, down, down.

Let that be a warning.

Sorry I brought it up.

Didn't look both ways.

Yeast is yeast.

That should get a rise of everyone.

The answer to the question, "Why does it smell like a brewery in here?"

He's one bad...

Just another day at the diner until Tim Roth walked in.

Maybe she shouldn't be watching those movies.

Reboot 2.0.

Tell him where to stick it.

The other other brother Darryl.

Does not compute.

Ground truth.

Persecution is in the eye of the beholder.

Canada, land of disenchanted.

A bit of the Irish.

Next, burping The Battle Hymn of the Republic.

Guinness for the record.

That bites.

Once bitten, twice sued.

And the patients can be put in cages.

Stressed.

Distressed is more like it.

Nothing like less time with the family.

Add a little polish.

Is it the Butcher?

Everyone can do with a little editing.

Zippity do-dad.

The universe should know better.

It could be worse. He might have gotten caught in the zipper.

Pay the piper.

Flo is not going to like that.

Or Stephanie Courtney, either.