Taxing for all concerned.

Keeping warm, but in different ways.

Can he deduct the barrel on his taxes?

Small steps.

They are making slow progress.

Wait until next year !

The Unpleasantness at the If You Have to Ask...

Used to be a pistol in the library was the gentlemanly way out.

Bankruptcy is much less bloody.

Lung oyster.

A little chest surgery produces the lung oyster.

And then there's the sidewalk oyster.

Throwing shade.

All sounds perfectly above board to me.

You can't be too careful about retirement.

Fear itself.

You can't blame him.

She should run for president.

The real O'Neills?

No mystery there. She doesn't have a Clue.

An arrow in the back, probably.

Reindeer games.

You can't fool her with fake poop.

Even the real kind will be a stretch.

Not to be catty.

It could be worse.

She could be Katty K.

Call the plumber.

And away go troubles down the drain.

She's flushed.

Vicious circle.

The more or less merrier.

Round and round she goes.

The other white meat.

The inspectors can't prove anything.

He zigged just when he should have zagged.

Something fishy going on.

Oil spills will be trending very soon.

Easier to catch when they are floating.

Stranger than fiction.

Believe it on not.

Ripley will want Duane in his museum.

Till death us do part.

Pillsbury, there when blood's spurting?

We can help with your flirting?

You've got high hopes.

It pays to come prepared with proof.

You cannot be too careful.

Well, that's embarrassing.

Just for the record, the word balloons in the second panel are wrongly attributed.

One mistake leads to another.

Calling Meryl Streep.

The right message is don't rock the boat.

Boats have accidents all the time.

The Secret History of Twin Peaks.

James Wilkinson and the murder of Meriwether Lewis.

Well, that's the beginning of the Twin Peaks book.

Strange Things.

Just another dream about inadequacy.

At least he had his clothes on.

Talk like an Irishman.

Barry Fitzgerald and Arthur Shields had brogues.

But not Liam Neeson.

Selfie-less.

It doesn't leave a smell on your clothes, though.

Although it might set them on fire.

Rope by Hitchcock?

Better call Clarence.

Darrow, that is.

Bonded.

Own recognizance is as good as bail.

If the judge trusts him, so should you.

The humane idea trap.

Ideas check in, but the never check out.

His mind is like a roach motel for ideas.

The needler.

It all adds up.

That's Senator Everett Dirksen.

Is this the person to whom I am speaking?

Ma Bell used to know everything.

Now everybody can know.

Pinocchio.

Maybe one day he will be a real boy.

The W's keep coming.

In the flesh.

Immortality incorporated.

Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, they are all real.

Do not repeat. Repeat, do not repeat.

Doctors see the strangest things.

Like Duane, for one.

Progress.

You can't stop the future.

Now everyone can be crank.

Trade school.

It's a vocation.

Prison is an educational institution.

Main streaming.

H8 is the new normal.

You can't throw a rock without hitting someone who is throwing a rock.

Explosive growth.

From the makers of Kaboom.

He's got them over a barrel -- of a cannon.

The future is hazy.

The Magic Eight Ball was uncannily accurate.

Even at that price it would have been cheaper.

The Kirk Douglas Centennial.

Kubrick wanted twenty-three more takes.

And the guilty one escaped.

Breakout.

Hire Charles Bronson to fly a helicopter in.

Or hide in the dumpster, and go out with the trash.

The third rail of the free market.

Survival of the fittest is the other principle.

Anarchy is the perfect business environment.

The big red one.

Santa has private contractors for that.

Even the elves have been replaced by robots.

Exploding the myth.

Who knew that Samsung makes bicycles?

Or maybe it's one of those hoverboard bikes.

Thanks for the all the fish.

Was that so hard?

The magic words, "please" and "co-pay."

We don't need no stinkin' color.

What is six times nine?

42.

The answer to life, the universe and everything.

Home security.

You really should secure that router.

Who needs big brother when everyone is spying on themselves?

This little pig went to market.

"We don't allow filthy animals like that in here."

Why the long face?

The scarlet letter.

Written in blood.

It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

O' brother.

You can't have a conspiracy of one.

They don't want to make it too easy.

Floored.

He'll wipe the floor with him.

The sawdust is all original.

Mr. Personality.

You would be surprised how a billion dollars improves your personality.

And lots of other things.

Smoot-Hawley.

Tariffs are about to get big again.

And just in time for the greater depression on the way.

There won't be blood.

Some people don't believe in ghosts.

Others refuse to believe.