Feel the Bern.

All the government they can buy.

Bernie Sanders notwithstanding.

Moses, he never got a dinner.

He never had a dinner, but...

He had a roast. With Dean Martin.

Scarf it down.

 It's a trap.

 Don't ask. Won't tell.

Like a fingerprint.

So true, so true.

And it's contagious.

Well, well.

You don't say.

What do you know about that?

No reserve.

Obviously he's overpriced.

And now he can't sell them elsewhere.

Trust issues.

All monopolies have trust issues.

He's also the bank.

Refrigerator artist.

There's the Norge, the Kelvinator...

The Westinghouse, Amana, Kenmore...

Dig it.

Are there Jugheads, Bettys and Veronicas?

You don't want to be the inspiration for the next Poltergeist movie.

The Buck Stops Here.

It is like a trap.

Stops and never leaves.

It's da bomb.

And much easier to make than a clock.

Will she be moving to Qatar?

Fearmonger.

Politics also has that as a selling point.

If you can't enjoy your work, you are like everybody else.

Nobel no bull.

Just get the Talibam angry.

And then get shot. Easy peasy.

The Thurber Carnival.

My world and welcome to it.

Nothing wrong with living vicariously. It's the internet.

A rose by any other name.

You mean a Pharmaceutical CEO?

He's not going to stop.

Pride goeth before.

Not bragging, just stating the fact.

Source of pride.

A little greenery.

Buy it in bulk straight from the Federal Reserve.

The freshly shredded cabbage.

Tip of the hat.

The habit of tipping meets the art of wheedling.

Guilt combined with flattery.

Recession.

Hold that line.

Shoreline, what with the rising tide line.

Wasted.

This sounds like a job for rotro-rooter.

A liver is a terrible thing of waste.

On the go.

He did say that he can't go.

Also can't get lax about it.

Duck !

Also a stereotype.

Looks more like a mallard.

Bleeding heart.

More like slosh, squish, slosh.

And that's what an a-hole sounds like.

U turn.

There U go again.

Are U down with that?

The Outlaw.

Just call her The Kid.

Check your dreams at the door.

A universal truth.

The Universe needs analysis.

It is very conflicted.

The old double negative.

You cannot not get it.

What you don't don't know can't not hurt you.

Spousal privilege.

Thank goodness a spouse cannot be compelled to testify.

The trick is getting the money to an offshore account.

Monkey see monkey doodoo,

Making a monkey out of him.

Bonobo is one letter removed from bonomo.

A.C. Neilsen says.

If you put a dog in anything, more people will like it more.

The Aww factor is irresistible.

Shoddy workmanship.

She knows how to put herself in another person's shoes.

A walk on the wild side.