Beat it.

Some of them like it.

Violence is never the answer, unless it's consensual.

Devious maids.

The suspense is killing.

What you don't know...

Meanwhile, back at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.

Spike has been out in the sun too long.

The desert plays tricks on your eyes.

A bit of the bubbly.

Don't let Monk see you.

It's not for the compulsive.

Wealth of nations.

Cheap at twice the price.

Take my money, please.

Anarchy.

Luckily, he didn't become a Nihilist.

The words would just be floating free.

The entrepreneurial spirit.

Know your customers.

Priced to sell.

Middle-class.

Median income ! Because he's standing on the median !

And he's the middle-of-the-road candidate, too.

Hey, Davey.

Too big to fail?

It's a matter of perspective. There's always someone bigger.

Predates or pre-dates?

It's enough to make his head spin.

Sir Dumpedalot.

Goal-oriented.

Parents are always trying to interfere.

Father knows best?

Lemon Pledge.

Historical accuracy can be politically incorrect.

Not to mention uncomfortable.

Stay Human.

Something to spice up the nights.

Check with your doctor to see if your heart is healthy enough.

Arbiter of taste.

He who lives by the internet dies by the internet.

Takes the fun out of baiting the hubby.

The Hangover Part 9.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Par-tay.

Dressed to kill.

You always know the right thing to wear.

The credit card needs a workout anyway.

On the job training.

She won't last the whole year with that attitude.

Lion tamers have it easier.

Suspicious package.

Isn't that the McGuffin for a new TV series?

She is pretty unstable.

Thinking out of the box.

No severance pay or golden parachute.

Or non-compete clause. either.

The jury is out.

How about the lesser included charges?

Regrets, I've had a few.

Dealing in futures.

That show'll them.

To the future and beyond !

That's cold.

Comfort has a mathematical formula, and it's based on a man.

So bundle up ladies.

Foxx is right about the science.

The Archimedes principle.

Next he will discover the screw.

Or that he has one loose.

Rocky Mountain High.

It's beginning to look like Doonesbury around here.

Something in the brownies, perhaps?

Shakespeare in the weeds.

His friends called him Shakes.

Or dude, as the case may be.

At a loss.

The truth is not always pretty.

Or even seldom

A teachable moment.

If they survive the first week, everything is cool.

Cynthia's teachers don't get paid enough.

Salamanders, Warp Ten and Star Trek Voyager.

There is that loophole in warp drive speed that turns people into salamanders.

Guidance Counselors are like that.

Tissue. I don't even know you.

Burke & Hare Replacement Parts.

Used parts at bargain prices.

The Aaron Ironwood School of Success.

Okay, he's Jim Rockford's foster brother.

And Audrey Hepburn said it first.