Your permanent record.

No convictions is a big distinction.

At least in the eyes of the law.

Like hypnosis, but more stealthy.

Never knew what hit him.

Missed his chance.

Something to squawk about.

Don't argue in front of the animals.

Unless you want it spread all over the animal kingdom.

Morals claws.

That is one type of morality infraction.

For a major corporation.

Starts with T.

Trouble, right here in River City.

Back-to-the-wall time.

Yes, we have no pride.

Gang lion, ganglion.

Dictionaries also work, if they aren't online.

In the blood.

Just don't bruise yourself.

Princess of the blood.

Isis.

Wife of Osiris and mother of Horus.

That will leave a mark.

If you don't have anything good to say.

Then please speak up so everyone can hear.

Faint praise.

One of a kind.

There were lots of moon landings.

But only one twelve-inning perfect game.

Unicorns are extra.

One of the less scary side effects.

Werewolves, on the other hand...

BMI.

Puts the mass in body mass index.

Moo?

Messages from beyond.

Aura. Is that what they are calling it now?

Otherwise known as stink.

Ambition.

It's like an Edna Ferber novel.

Or possibly Dallas.

Heard it on the grapevine.

It was bound to happen sometime.

They are going to gang up on us.

Thanks for the memories.

Better than Personal Executive Assistant.

Or PEA brained, for short.

Zit zapper.

If warts and toenail fungus can talk...

Why not zits?

Can't buy me love.

Just think of all the other things it can buy, though.

It comes close.

Lemon law.

Lemon laws do not apply.

You bought the pig in the poke.

Fried.

He's the guy in the Toy Story movies.

Everyone knows who Eric is.

Twenty minutes in the future.

Isn't that the way Max Headroom started?

If you happen to see the Trojan Sheep...

Scarface.

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

Oh, that's a capon.

BBQ U.

The engineering degree is worth something after all.

Getting up in his grill.

Roadie.

The occasional bump in the road.

Must be something in the asphalt.

It's groovy.

And lots of dogs say wooves.

It depends on where you live.

Hooray for Hollywood.

It's Hollywood, where everybody steals from everybody else.

Heart of dimly lit interiors.

Smile when you say that, pardner.

5 HTTLPR regulates serotonin and laughter.

Another match.com success story.

Why did it have to be rats?

The rats are plotting with Cynthia.

Outsmarted by a rat or by an eleven-year old. Not good.

Baby it's you.

Is your refrigerator running?

How about Prince Albert in a can?

As William Blake wrote in Songs of Innocence.

It keeps the Tygers away.

And bright.

2015 a kitchen odyssey.

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