Shucks.

Beats what Sally Field had to say.

Well, golly gee whiz.

Dueling GPS.

At least the reception is good.

Best way out Dogpatch is through the holler.

Saturday Night Feverish.

The only thing more embarrassing than a parent stuck in the bell-bottom era...

Is one who thinks he's a wild and crazy guy.

Recipe for disaster?

Keep your oven mitts to yourself.

And then do the cooking.
If only the instructions were in English.

Am I too late for the trash?

No, jump in.

That's the most common version.

The Contract Clause.

Prenup anyone?

Marriage exists to protect property.

Zombie ants.

What could possibly go wrong?

And watch your language.

Say what.

Someone should do a comic like that.

Funny -- you should ask. In the second panel.

Mae West.

She could call him Mae.

And he could call her Bill.

Playing chicken.

Your have them over a mandatory vaccination law.

It's collusion between the drug companies and the flu bugs.

Fifty-two weeks on the NY TImes Bestseller list.

Sure to sell many printings and ebooks.

Better than Hunger Games and Harry Potter. Something every kid will read.

CEEBS.

That's the polite version.

You don't need to know the original.

Build a bigger wall.

Must be Chihuahuas.

They can sneak through the gate.

Cabin in the Woods.

How many horror movies begin.

Roughing it, modern style. Build-your-own-cell-phone tower.

Time out.

If you are going to behave like children...

Oh, grow up.

Vampire compnay kills zombie company.

No reflection on Barney.

That sucks.

Yes manism.

Can't blame an invertebrate for being spineless.

Yes is the word of the day everyday.

Out of the closet.

Vava voom.

The helmet is mandatory.

You want Google Maps.

Information used to be 4-1-1.

What he does with the information is his business.

Hippy dippy.

Your hippy dippy pickpocket.

Look, over there...

Turn yur radio on.

In fact, most smart phones have FM receivers built in.

They just need to be switched on.

The 150th anniversary of Alice in Wonderland.

A little mercury poisoning goes a long way.

Alice Liddell had the same reaction.

A little old-fahioned vice.

Something Victorian, perhaps?

A common mistake.

FAD diets come and go.

Talking of Michelangelo.

And then the swelling conceals the weight loss.

Eat or be eaten.

Roaches move in, but the don't move out.

Bugs rule.

Ethical considerations.

Why, yes, Satan has thought of that.

In fact, he invented the euphemism.

Power of suggestion.

Call it Conradmurrayite.

Naptime works, too.

Rube Goldberg Day.

America's Favorite Son.

Designer of the US Government Bureaucracy.

Poetry in potions.

Any dog in the doggerel?

Poetry by the pound or Pound?

The old ball and chain.

Usually now called a GPS ankle monitor.

A failure to communicate? On the bright side, he's still single.

Winning !

That's what it's all about.

Give the brakes a work out.