A stitch in time.

A little preventive maintenance.

The upkeep is worth it.

Seems like only yesterday.

Life in the funnies.

Must be amnesia. Can't remember anything before five years ago.

Distracted driving.

Looking at that chassis?

Cell phones take a back seat.

School daze.

If she punches you, that means she likes you.

A slap means not so much.

Everything old.

Is noob again.

Cats won't need updating.

The well-beaten path..

Bernard Baruch ended up on a bench, too.

Then there are the paths of glory.

I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

Everybody in Philadelphia reads the Bulletin.

And everybody knows everybody else.

Values.

Invaluable means having no value, right?

Don't do anything crazy.
Fine words butter no parsnips.

Background.

Just a couple of wallflowers.

Like part of the furniture.

Forty whacks.

Just misunderstood

Mirror, mirror. Don't take it personally.

Bond James Bond.

Also starred Peter Lorre.

Why an American played Bond is another question.

GO, team.

A little psychology can't hurt.

Baseball negotiations are tricky.

A man with a plan.

If he sticks with it, that is.

You can't go wrong with the classics.

D'oh a deer.

A needle pulling thread.

Well...uh...

Choking hazard.

It's not as if they don'tt warn you.

Contains small parts.
His brain, that is.

You only live twice or let die.

It's not a series if there is no continuity.

Faces change, but the character stays the same.

Knock up.

We can see you hiding behind that curtain.

 No peddlers or solicitors.

The blackboard gag.

Don't have a cow, man.

Nobody says that anymore.

In really bad taste.

Thirty pieces of carryout chicken?

Fundamentally wrong.

Donny Brook.

Isn't Donnybrook in Ireland?

Or possibly New Jersey?

The Watchmen.

Something about punching a time clock?

Could be a summer blockbuster.

Masochism or just numbness?

Hit me! And I'm not talking cards.

Are you using a blackjack or playing it?

John, Marsha, John, Marsha.

Really, it was only Stan Freberg.

Radio days had that effect.

It's a gas.

Everyone knows it's windy.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.

It was only 150 years ago.

Surrender, Dorothy.

Flying monkeys are the next step.

Test of wills.

Nobody trusts anybody.

At least they know how to take a test.

Make the world go away.

Not my problem.

People who hate people...

Where the action is.

Who says that money can't buy love?

He won't be lonely.

Run with a scissor.

One scissor is okay.

More than one scissor is not okay.

Safe and restful, sleep, sleep, sleep.

Yes, but restful sleepwalking.

And then things got hairy.

It takes all kinds.

Whatever turns you on.

Date lab couldn't do better.