Citizan Cynthia.

Rosebud, or whatever.

She could grow up to be Patty Hearst.

Al Sleet, your hippy-dippy waetherman.

If your weatherman is crying...

You are probably doing it wrong.

3M.

Money, money money...

Makes the world go 'round.

Drive, he said.

Boring sites to sight.

When you have eight panels to fill.

In the name of Science.

One has to suffer occasionally for science.

Galileo had the same problem.

Star wars.

It's perfectly innocent.

It's a kind of sign language.

Alien Nation.

The coverup continues.

Mulder and Scully are on the case..

Gravity's rainbow.

And an apple a day can't be made into a fig newton.

Granny Smith was fond of him, though.

If you don't have anything nice to say.

Then you belong on Twitter.

Sylvester the Cat is lurking.

It's the blame game.

Oh what a relief it is.

Gratitude is good.

The one, the only.

One piece at a time.

Just need some DNA.

Virtual innocence.

Virtue and virtual are almost the same.

Authentic fake reviews.

Uh-huh.

One to a hundred.

There, that uses an "a."

Madame Blavatsky.

Just like the difference between psi and SEC.

Covering your tracks is the difference between many things.

Springs eternal.

Man never is, but always to be blest.

Hope is bustin' out all over. Hope better buy a new dress.

Concentration.

More buck for the bang.

That's hard to swallow,

Rockin' robbin'.

Robbin' Hood sets an example.

Tasty, too.

Carriages, coaches, cars.

And to top it off, they drive on the wrong side of the road.

And gallons are imperial.

Small wonder.

And she doesn't even look like Julie Newmar.

Someone is going to be sleeping on the sofa.

We never sleep.

The cars are probably more interesting than the people anyway.

As we always suspected, a gated community.

F Troop.

Good thing they didn't try Forrest Tucker.

Corporal Agarn reporting for duty.

One measly period.

Salt to taste.

Who knew that pigs got measles?

Shirley you jest.

Who hasn't wanted that?

There's only so much that one can take.

Apple's latest.

The iHip, comes in all the cool colors.

And is overpriced.

Now here? Nowhere?

Somewhere the sun is shining. The deconstructed Sunday.

Charlie Hebdo: Here’s why Gene Weingarten wrote today’s sly ‘Muhammad’ strip of ‘Barney & Clyde’

Comic Riffs.

Move along. Nothing to see here.

As they say in the Family Circus,

Not Me.

All heart.

Not a lot of line cutting.

Get your priorities in order.

Amnio to the rescue.

The house always wins.

The odds should have been the tipoff.

Hypochondriac's Guide to Life. And Death.

Sounds as though there's money to be made.

Either way works for Dr. Marcie.

Cover the Earth.

Cover with earth.

All the same.

Moon waxing.

Full moon or half?

Maybe just a flash.

Total recall.

As years go, it went.

Not to forget Vietnam.