Ollie the Oligarch.

Vlad, Barney and Donald --

The three stooges.

The great unwashed.

It will take some indulgence.

And maybe some hand sanitizer.

BOGO BOGO BOGO.

Well, yes, you buy one and that's it.

As long as it's spelled out in the fine print.

The Exorcist.

Send her to Georgetown.

It worked for the original.

Pooh, Pooh.

Three little maids...

A wandering minstrel I...

Say it ain't so, Joe.

If you can't steal from the world's most prolific cartoonist...

Who can you steal from?

Free money.

Who needs evidence?

Don't confuse him with facts.

The DIckens you say.

Merry Christmas.

From Barney & Clyde.

A stint in juvie.

Girls will be girls.

Nobody said life was fair. Which is why they have parole.

Appliance repair.

The TV repairman also has been replaced by the cable guy.

The movies have never been the same.

Sugar rush.

Don't be a sap.

Sugar,, sugar.


Doing things differently today.

Full service.

It's always the dog.

And it is a service.

Yes mania.

Being a Yes-Man is hard work.

You don't want to strain something.

A tip of the hat.

Will that be rat droppings or roach eggs next time?

Not all experiments work.

The talented winner.

Those are some nice talents you have there.

Ans the rest is nice, too.

Forced.

There's a lot of that going around.

I see nothing.  I know nothing. Nothing at all.

Going old school.

Mother Goose gets goosed.

Updating the classics.

What does it pprofit a man?

An unfamiliar concept.

Some 'splaining to do.

Insensitivity training.

Low standards are better than no standards at all.

Good parenting there.

The razor's edge.

Off with his head.

Next they bury the hatchet.

Bottoms up.

Just when you think it can't get any stranger.

It proves you wrong every time.

Turn that frown upside down.

Your face will freeze that way.

Say cheese.

There's one born every minute.

Does he look as if he rode into town on a turnip truck?

Hey, rube.

Lock, stock and barrel.

Brought to you by the NRA.

Yes, it refers to a flintlock gun.

The end of the world as we know it

Staples center owes  it name to them, too.

All good things...

Dream big.

Worse than a stage mother.


She has to live there, after all.

Commodities.

The price must have been broken.

Because they fixed it.

Let's go to the mall.

It's five o'clock. Do you know where your customer is?


Find them where they live.

Putting the dope in dopamine.

Staring at a screen all day can have that effect.


Craving the electronic buzz.

Do unto others.

Before they do unto you.


Gilt edged.

Surprise party.

At the risk of repeating himself...

He needs new material.

Lucky charm.

The pencil is never wrong.

But the operator often is.

Touching BASE.

That would be off BASE.

Double indemnity.

Crackling good.

Knee joint connected to the sound effect machine.

Maybe he could work for the DEA.

Nothing but the truth.

The operative word is "effective."

Could have fooled me.

The Last Unicorn.

Worth a billion, hypothetically.

Marches to a different definition of fun.

Sweet charity.

Let's not do anything rash.

That's just cruel.

COLA.

Somebody has to pay the cost of living.

And dying isn't cheap, either.

No such thing.

As bad publicity.

A big name in the business.

Be cool.

How about Reddi Whip?

Close call. Good thing she's company.

Another riotous take.

Better than the Atticus Finch joke?

If you are old enough to remember, you are old enough to have shingles.

The Invisible Man.

Claude Rains could give him a few tips.

And how does the green hair argument end?

May I make a suggestion?

You are getting sleepy.

They are especially suggestible if the boss says so.

The Life of Samuel Johnson, LL.D.

At least there was never a traumatizing sequel.

Maybe Terry Southern is more to her liking.

Accidenatlly on purpose.

That should be Alexander Fleming.

Other than that, the spork is not an accident, it just looks like one.

Being of sound mind.

Where there's a will, there's a lawyer.

He's figured out a way to take it with him.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

I believe Aretha said it best.

Or he needs a new opening line.

Serenity prayer.

Whatever brings you inner peace.

The greatest happiness for the greatest number one.

The grumble in the rumble.

Or you could read the list of ingredients.

If it isn't dangerous, it won't work.

Get out of Dodge.

Check your guns at the livery stable or the marshal's office.

And it worked.