Please do not feed the hungry.

Based on real laws.

Is that Hoagie Carmichael?

No laughing matter.

A now for a little bubomic plague humor.

Don't be a poophead.

Not too swift.

That's what they used to call a Swiftie, he said typily.

And her brother Tom.

The Following.

Better known as her apostles.

Worry when she tries to walk on water.

Just like Squanto used to make.

A very authentic Thanksgiving dinner.

The Pilgrims' progress in culinary arts.

Squink.

That would go with the calamari from that Sunday.

Just fade into the background.

Attitude adjustment.

That was the same advice she was given by Lucretia...

Only it was about making friends.

Romance is in the air.

She had to take a leek.

Breath mint?

Bureau of Reduplicative Redundancy.

You wouldn't get that from a machine, either.

Didn't he see the scare quotes around "found?"

Hope springs eternal.

Close to justifying the high cost of the readily available drugs.

There's good news and bad news.

Remembering Little Iodine.

Henry Tremblechin, on the other hand, we can look up.

Jimmy Hatlo would be disappointed.


Bigdome loked something like Emory Parnell.

Clueless.

When in doubt, temporize.

It's written all over his face.

Act up not out.

A little diversion.

Nothing is wrong when she's home.

Miss Moneypenny.

There's Lois Maxwell.

As real as it gets.

Whisrle while you work.

You know how to whistle, don't you?

A leaky ship.

It came from beneath the sea,

She should get a medal.

They could make movie from that synopsis.

Spexial adviser to the president.

Some of that "advice" might not be strictly legal.

First amendment invoked again.

Nobel for medical humor.

Lab humor is unlike any other humor.

Duane must be rubbing off on them.

Crash test dummy.

If you know how to steer him...

You don't need to know how to steer a car.

She's makiing a list.

She's checking it twice.

Or is it a listicle?

The Washington Post March.

Let's have a moment of silence for the truth.

RIP Ben Bradlee.

The Sergeant Schultz Defense.

I know nothing. Nothing.

Where were you? Nowhere. What did you do? Nothing.

Dog and pony show,

Everybody likes dogs and ponies.

Especially my little pony.

Track or Do Not Track.

Clear your cookies or toss your cookies.

Your browser knows more about you than you know about you.

Author! Author!

Barney's not even the star.

A big hand for the little lady.

O Canada!

As they say on South Park...

Blame Canada.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Leave well enough alone.

The price is right.

No danger to either party to the transaction.

Hypothetical dollars, of course.

Texting and walking do not mix.

Text at your own risk.

The walking dead.

The Birds.

It's really not a Hitchcock reference.

It's a Fred Mertz joke.