Treasure Hunt.

And not the games show with Jan Murray.

Did you look under the sofa?

They might be giants.

It's harder to googlenope than it looks.

Plagiarism is the heart and soul of the internet -- Abraham Lincoln.

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

In fact, they use the same chemicals.

Now, how will they prove it?

Bathroom privileges.

Soundproofing would be a good idea.

Or get a noisier fan.

Individual retirement account.

The chimps are better managers of their 401(K) accounts, too.

It's a choice between chimps and chumps.

Antimacassar.

Why isn't anybody pro macassar?

Get some whale oil for the lamps.

Talk it up.

And to condescend at the same time also costs nothing.

Talk is cheap.

Thought for the day.

It's called inspiration.

Or words to live by.

Chubby cheeks.

Spontaneous ignition is always a mystery.

Money might have changed hands.

High Anxiety.

The stuff dreams are made of.

Money.

Peer review.

Respect has to be earned.

Not ready for prime time.

Baked Alaska.

The recipe is currently popular in Colorado.

Seniority counts for something.

Achilles heel.

So sue me.

Party of the first part.

Fantasy Island.

De plane, boss, de plane.

Where's Tallulah Bankhead?

Don't Panic!

Somebody call 911.

Transfusion anyone?

What's on second.

A little bit of gotcha journalism.

Barney has a face made for radio.

It takes one to know one.

Having children changes everything.

Cynthia will be back.

Immunity syndrome.

Exposure to a few germs is good for the immune system.

It's the cultured choice.

World's Biggest Yes-Man.

Toady of the Year Award.

You can't let up for a minute.

Finding Nemo on a plate.

Fugu you.

The restaurant has liability insurance.

Popeye.

I yam what I yam.

Mr. Potatohead.

The French Chef.

Just like Julia Child.

Master class.

They can't take that away from me.

Just because it has never been done,

Is no reason to think that it can't be done.

Friends in high places.

Or possibly just high friends.

Maybe she can claim sanctuary.

One word, sounds like.

Where did Cynthia pick that up?

It has its own hashtag?

Monkey wrench.

She sure  made a monkey out of him.

Bulls, bears and apes.

Mommy dearest.

Does that make Christina Crawford her stepsister?

A lot more coping to do.

You certainly know the right thing to wear.

Fashion police at work.

Let her off with a warning.

Contingency plan.

You never know.

Be prepared.

A sense of proportion.

Shocking news is shocking news.

Break it to them cautiously.

The Human Comedy.

If you put Longfellow and Balzac together...

You get a whole joke.