The American Dream.

Living the dream, or dreaming the life?

When dreams become self-aware, are they still dreams?

2 rebus oar knot 2 rebus.

It pays to be able to visualize.

You just have to speak in word balloons.

A tale of a fateful trip.

The mate was a mighty sailing man.

Bringing up the eternal question, Ginger or Mary Ann?

Nobody's perfect.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

On the internet, nobody knows you're a deer.

March on the Treasury.

Inequality run rampant.

Someone should hold a benefit concert for the one percent.

You'll never work in this town again.

Giving away trade secrets isn't cool.

Inconceivable!

Get the lead out.

She moonlights as a radiologist at the dentist.

Some of the lead finds its way into the cooking.

A million isn't what it used to be.

Or possibly she works for a cheapskate.

She's twice as useless as someone who makes twenty-five thousand.

Money makes the world go 'round.

In Mammon they trust.

If they allow mere millionaires to join, it is considered progressive.

Rap on the knuckles.

It takes a Web to raise a modern child.

Whippersnappers with no respect.

More powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall lawsuits in a single bound.

It's a bird. It's a plane. It's your money flying away.

Finsbury Circle.

Finsbury invents the flop.

A while after Fosbury.

Money Bin No. 1.

Barney is hardly liquid at all if he can't swim in his cash.

Can you make change for a multiplujillion?

How to win friends.

What kind of suggestion is that?

Want to make something of it?

Let's play Password.

I would have guessed Allen Ludden.

Or Betty White.

Talk to Mr. E.D.

Ask you doctor is you are healthy enough.

In a pinch, there's always Francis the Talking Mule.

Roll camera. Action!

Location shooting is always tough.

Real people, real pepper spray.

What part of speech is distraction?

It's important to know what distraction does in a sentence.

Ooo, look, shiny!

Eskimo parenting.

She can always hope for an unusually cold winter.

Don't forget the Viking funeral.

Will Peter Parker please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig...

Look behind the water cooler.

Preparation P.

It's the burning question of the day.

We won't sit still for that.

Psych out.

He's not a mental health professional.

 What does he know?

That's Life.

A cereal, a game, and a magazine.

I still say it's fair use.

The caveman diet.

They decided not to have children.

The disgusting little creatures.

Cousin Pearl Bodine was Max Baer, Jr's mother.

Who looked a lot like Kate on Petticoat Junction.

Which begat Green Acres.

Cleopatra One through Seven.

It never bothered the Ptolemies.

First cousins all right?

Great snakes alive!

Latet anguis in herba.

Don't take it personally.

There's heliocentric and there's egocentric.

And then there's Cynthiacentric.

I'm sure she's thinking about Cynthia all the time.

Desirable side-effects.

Get your Buzz-On today.

There's a run on it.

The Ascent of Man.

An updated version of Jacob Bronowski's work.

And then we get a new version of Civilisation.

Jack LaLanne was here.

Maybe his can tow a boat while he's at it.

Next step is to sit in the water.